Thinking about the time I was getting backshots while watching jojos and the guy stopped and told me we had to change the episode. I looked up from the pillow and watched Iggy get kicked to death.
white people be like you’re not allowed to be uncomfortable with fabio’s racism bc he’s racist towards dietrich too! lets ignore the fact that he calls him a beast because of his bloodlust and that that trait is completely absent in esme #lol
been getting a lot of “person in front of you at the post office” reels on instagram lately but nothing can compare to when i worked at a walgreens and some guy called and said “are my iguanas there yet?” i was like What. and he was like “i sent iguanas to the store via fedex. /