Corey Ferguson

[Corey Ferguson @cofo21]

Me, ready to watch a Chillicothe Paints game on the party deck with my date

[Topz @tophz_]

Say one Game of Thrones quote. Real fans will know exactly who said it.

[X @Xouy17]

I don't try to be nonchalant, I genuinely do not care about a lot of shit.

[KIΠG KUΠT∆ @RNB215]

Those Sixers tickets won’t even have prices next to it, just names of human organs.

[Corey Ferguson @cofo21]

Lemme tell you sumthen

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Christopher Nolan didn’t have the balls to let the audience actually hear the siren’s song (Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado ft Timbaland)

[Corey Ferguson @cofo21]

In my opinion it should @Noel_Matthew20 or @vulgamore_shane

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

[Corey Ferguson @cofo21]

What happens now to Guillermo since Jimmy Kimmel got canned?

[stone cold steve exhausted @blvckcement]

I know Deshaun Watson was nervous as shit lmaooo

[aimee @firelordaimee]

you’ll be having a bad day and here comes your baseball team. making it worse

[Gavin @freewave3]

More on Malik Beasley’s gambling related allegations after this break.. first time users of ESPNBET, receive up to a $500 deposit match by using code Malik at checkout.

[Mrs. Terry Rozier lll (estranged) @mrsrozierlll]

Is that a basketball on top of a bloomin onion

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

Some F-22 pilot a few hours ago…

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

100 Don Zimmer's vs. 1 Pedro Martinez

Who wins?

[Corey Ferguson @cofo21]

@JimmyTraina The baseball gods demand sacrifice if you want the game to continue

[Corey Ferguson @cofo21]

Eugenio Suarez hitting forty percent of his home runs in one game against the #Braves is peak #Braves.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Major League Baseball is a perfect sport to introduce a child to because it teaches the lesson that ultimately money and evil prevail

[pj @pjayevans]

You’re not supposed to drink when you’re pregnant because the baby isn’t 21