seems sus

beat maker. reformed normie. analytically cynical.

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

Finished my first bootleg remix. Learned a lot producing this one ❤️

[Clovin @clovincreations]

My first ever remix. This one means a lot to mean. “Late Nights” is now streaming on my SoundCloud. Link in my bio. #downtempo #trap #remix

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

@PMSummerComfort I know a 5 Gum commercial when I see it

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Just saved a deer’s life. It tried to jump a fence and it didn’t come close to clearing it and caught its neck on the fence and got stuck, hanging by its neck.

Was riding by on my bike with my buddy so I went up to calm it a bit and just grabbed its torso and pulled up and fell down with it. It fell next to me and rolled over to get up and run away.

If I was an influencer I would’ve gotten a video but this tweet will do I guess.

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

I’ve seen enough…Hunter for prez

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

This is insane

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

Wanna change my number so bad but I don’t want to admit defeat. This is getting ridiculous.

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

@Hali You just don’t have what the algo takes

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

Hit one so I’m never playing again

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

Colonoscopies should be discounted during pride month for straight people, marketed as the “ally discount”

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

@chicagobeers1 @zjsgolfs The stars always skip it because it’s scheduled the week prior to The Open Championship. Hard for any event to compete with a Major that’s held overseas the following week.

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

Love it when a bank constantly emails you subjects like “urgent” and “information missing” only to open it and see that they just wanna know how much money you make

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

It’s pretty hilarious how, in an inflationary environment where everything seems to be getting more expensive, junk food items like chips and soda are now cheaper.

Probably just a coincidence that they lowered their prices after those restrictions on EBT went into effect.

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

Nice try Netanyahu

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

@yakubbsmonster @Jammin13B Music absolutely cued up

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

@shishujenn @Overshown0

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

Watching Chopped and they just made a Jewish dude cook with pork blood and chopped him cuz it sucked

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

The CIA is absolutely making a dick database with these things

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

@AdamSchefter This has potential to be the funniest April Fools ever

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

@KILLTOPARTY Betting my entire bloodline on number 2

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

@ObtainerOf https://t.co/6sJXXELZlk

[OMNOM @imOMNOM]

WAKE UP BABE 'LAVENDER TOWN' IS OUT TODAY 😈

[seems sus @cofromthemo]

@web4O @EVNFT Yeah I’ve seen some boozy ones in my heyday drinking bourbon but for this type of release is wild lol

Back in the day I’d get Bookers on the rocks as a cheap deal at the bar after Cubs games cuz it was heavy and I could sup forever. Not sure about the Glizzy liquid tho