Just saved a deer’s life. It tried to jump a fence and it didn’t come close to clearing it and caught its neck on the fence and got stuck, hanging by its neck.
Was riding by on my bike with my buddy so I went up to calm it a bit and just grabbed its torso and pulled up and fell down with it. It fell next to me and rolled over to get up and run away.
If I was an influencer I would’ve gotten a video but this tweet will do I guess.
WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)
@chicagobeers1@zjsgolfs The stars always skip it because it’s scheduled the week prior to The Open Championship. Hard for any event to compete with a Major that’s held overseas the following week.
Love it when a bank constantly emails you subjects like “urgent” and “information missing” only to open it and see that they just wanna know how much money you make
It’s pretty hilarious how, in an inflationary environment where everything seems to be getting more expensive, junk food items like chips and soda are now cheaper.
Probably just a coincidence that they lowered their prices after those restrictions on EBT went into effect.
@web4O@EVNFT Yeah I’ve seen some boozy ones in my heyday drinking bourbon but for this type of release is wild lol
Back in the day I’d get Bookers on the rocks as a cheap deal at the bar after Cubs games cuz it was heavy and I could sup forever. Not sure about the Glizzy liquid tho