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@sadreturns I really liked Season one, where it felt like characters based on real people Fred met.

Then the later seasons became mini-dramas about those characters becoming real characters and I think it made the show far less funny.

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@mr_evaporation The worst part of this movie is that single joke in the middle that’s gross, not funny, and goes on far FAR too long.

You know what I mean.

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@MetricReject I remember when I first played WoWS, I was so disappointed when I found out the hull upgrade for the St Louis took the golden bow plate off.

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@GrainStats It’s been so dry in the Carolinas, this isn’t surprising at all.

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@PalmyrPar I would be the shopkeeper bamboozled by Sherlock’s shenanigans and non sequiturs on his sinuous trail towards the villain of the month.

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@LittleBootsPro I have no hate, but the South needed to lose so that we would remain stronger together in the long term.

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@HugosHappyPlace @KivvyCat I ment that facetiously. They weren’t “a literal bomb” as if they were filled with nitroglycerin.

Also flamethrowers can spray napalm.

Yes, it’s are dangerous for the user as it’s heavy, bulky, not as long ranged as a rifle, and makes you target number one.

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@HugosHappyPlace @KivvyCat They’re not filled with nitroglycerin. If you shoot a flamethrower tank it’ll spill and depressurize. At worst, the released pressure can knock the user over and some residual flames could ignite the spill.

“Can’t be extinguished by water” you’re thinking of WP there.

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@fvck_censorship @KivvyCat Step one of using flamethrowers in Gates of Hell:

Separate that man from his squad immediately. No faster way to lose a dozen men that the flames accidentally hitting the hedgerow they’re hiding behind.

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@nrcgray With a sword that looks like that, realism is already out the window. You may as well have some fun then. Left.

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@KaiserLoengramm Brother.

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@number_pizza111 Misunderestimated just reminds me of Half Life 2 Episode 2.

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@TheEbonyMaw I’ve toyed with the idea of the franchise being limited to net taxpayers, but there might be a nasty feedback loop that would benefit-trap more people.

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@OWO_7x Reminds me of killdeer. They lay their eggs on random patches of mulch and gravel. We have a few at my work.

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@NostalgiaYZ Yeah, these were borderline inedible.

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Most Gates of Hell defense missions:

“Ordering me to fall back? Pffft! I got this, ye of little faith.”

Finest Hour defense missions:

“Please for the love of God let me fall back!”

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@BollingtonKevin @nocontextmemes TBH, my read is a third way. Bateman isn’t *that* interesting *alone*. The entertainment for me is his interactions with the most oblivious zombies on Earth and his paranoia about getting caught turning into frustration that nobody even cares no matter how bad he gets.

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@OVTweetmarck When I was about 10 or so, I went to the Chicago zoo, and in it was a tiger in a cage smaller than an average bedroom and it was doing nothing but making pitiful sounds and pacing and I just felt sad for him.

The Columbia, SC zoo is/was so much better.

[smit @itsoksmit]

at a job interview

"whats your biggest weakness?"

"understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics"

"could you give an me an example?"

"yes i could"