Connor Joseph

hi

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

[#1 Overgear Defender @FansprojectFan]

Me OMW to fucking get you:

[a ★ @satoshokoism]

norway: omg we can't lose this match
england: omg we can't lose this match
bellingham & haaland:

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Tip: drink soda late to have problems

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

[Pukicho @pukicho]

You’re so liminal spaces images with scary Minecraft sounds, babe

[constans @constans]

I hate to sound like a stuffy British headmaster, but learning norms against cheating in low stakes games like board games or school sports is how we teach people not to cheat in life

[cav empty @cavempty_]

are the minions unionized

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

she wears poop skirts I wear pee shirts

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I refuse to believe anyone has ever gone to bed and woken up the next day feeling refreshed. It simply can’t happen.

[Sinking 🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @EisakuOtomo]

I think about this at least once every week

[tooter @kratomicbomb]

is there even poop in the bible

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

"?????" is such a top-tier response to a stupid text

[jr thanos @whitethan0s]

Telling her “I don’t usually do this” as I nut in 2 seconds

[It’s Keaton! @EvilKeaton]

It’s so crazy that if you take away your 9 year olds iPad and give them Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking Toilets that kid will be the smartest kid in their grade.