dolphin

now again with porpoise

[dolphin @colatose]

@ewkewpid @ohthereshope she's cheating on you with shadowheart 😔💔

[dolphin @colatose]

@entomemeology Never mention wasps around a "bee person"

[🌈 choweder the Gargoyle King @CornChowderCat]

Yea hi so it look’s like u have sashemi . Thats intchesting

[dolphin @colatose]

@cosmicfangz @ceciliren @madeofcandyy Unfortunately in character for celestia

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

I'm so fucking tired man

[Herbuurna 🦭🇵🇷 @grindgod26]

FEEL THE POWER OF WALRUS!!

[쥐배자 @Gee_everything]

여기 거짓말쥐와 진실쥐가 있습니다.

누가 거짓말쥐인지는 모릅니다.
질문은 단 세번만 가능합니다.
어떤 쥐를 만지겠습니까?

[dolphin @colatose]

This game sucks because that is NOT steamboat willy

[dolphin @colatose]

Im impressed my dad apparently watched all of wwdits and enjoyed it except for the last season

[dolphin @colatose]

@0bNARA there were other inaccuracies in his knitting video, but the thing i remember is that he called a common stitch (like the most common one) by the wrong name, which showed that he didn't put effort into his research

[dolphin @colatose]

@vissykilldozer play pretend game btw

[dina🥩 @dinakisss]

Midway realized the point I was trying to make didn’t make sense💔💔

[dolphin @colatose]

@saturnmissiles Acting like he gave birth through his arm

[hannah @flowermast]

rolin fumbled his target audience (my white liberal 65 y/o classic rock lover father)

[amaya ★ @lesmandkiss]

this is the woman they wanted me to believe loved lestat, its just not true

[vinnie .𖥔 ݁ ˖˚. ᵎᵎ @sioseul]

don’t understand why asian people got the stinky food stereotype because my white coworkers lunches smell like they boiling missing people

[Vi ☮︎ TVL SPOILERS!!!! @killerl00ks]

Lestat: Did you hurt yourself?
Louis: I was lost... and I was in a dark way...
Meanwhile Armand and Daniel in Dubai:

[dolphin @colatose]

@Yoriden150 Ugh they're like shades... fuck its genius

[katie | snily ceo🍉 @sevlillies]

absolutely losing it at the thought of jacob putting in so much effort to beat the rizzler at mario kart that he’s visibly relieved when he wins, assad joining in, beating them both TWICE, and then going on a power trip from it. someone please come get your 36 year olds.