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Bad Vibes Forever

[Rubén @objetoclasico]

Estoy muy feliz de que mi algoritmo me haya llevado hasta el twitter turco de cajas.

[ay b @tuttialx]

This is an example of a real patriot who should be getting thousands of dollars to fight their legal battle not some jackass who is openly racist.

[izzy @redshirt990]

This video is always funny because nurses have to watch you take your prescription so somebody is in the room just looking at him do this

[PUP. @ItsJustPup]

He's proving that it IS actually possible for a politician to not be a completely worthless parasite.

[Nina ☽☾ @dillydallyesque]

The concept of a grandma faking her death to live her best lesbian life

[Stanley Macharia @StanleyMachaari]

Time to make smart people famous. Smart people do smart things.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

It is a web cam now

[Zachi @iam_zachi]

Found an exploit in an app 2 month ago. They didn’t get back to me.

So I wrote them again.

From their own email.

[Nick @nickmc95]

Hulu was free, Spotify was free, every movie you ever wanted to watch was easy to find on streaming sites and it wasn’t nearly as sketchy. Society peaked 15 years ago

[Ayatollah Kimani @Steebie_K]

they will pry this app from my cold dead hands

[this cant be Riggs? @thiscantberiggs]

Gave that mf a Sea section

[moose @mooseincrisis]

beavers never cease to amaze me because why are you a giant water rat waddling around doing hydraulic engineering

[K. @RotiKholDeyo]

has the potential to be our next international meme

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[aintmizbeehavin @aintmisbeehavin]

Where do I sign up. The pain and suffering ALONE will break this fucking bastard

[Dawn ☀️🌺 @rhinestoneeye21]

yesterday an old lady withdrew 35000 from her account and me and both my managers went over scams with her and she assured us she wasn’t being scammed. Guess who came in with her angry daughter today because she shipped it to Florida?

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

Cant afford to eat anymore

[Haster. @Haster18_]

DRIP TOO HARD DONT STAND TOO CLOSE