Goblin Cheddar

Sesamoiditis had afflicted my big toe. Everyone said it was gout. Now it's gone. You see me drinking and eating any less, pendejos!

[Goblin Cheddar @colcocodrie]

Um, that's gonna be a no from me, dog

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man

[Goblin Cheddar @colcocodrie]

@FreddyLA7 @MitchRabalais I introduced the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion to this restaurant after their show at the next door Varsity

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500.

If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.

[Goblin Cheddar @colcocodrie]

@Swampist Pretty sure the bridge at Pearl River is still out, chief

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare

[Goblin Cheddar @colcocodrie]

@FoxNews

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Dr. Oz linking obesity to dementia while Trump’s slumped over at his desk 😭😭

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

If your representative, Democrat or Republican, is still silent about the Epstein files, or claiming it’s “much ado about nothing,” it’s time to elect a new one. Check their public statements today.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Can't stop thinking about Elon Musk, the wealthiest man alive worth $828 billion, spending $290 million to elect Trump, becoming $563 billion richer since Trump was elected and ending humanitarian aid that will lead to the deaths of 4.5 million of the poorest kids on the planet.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Q: "To what extent are American's financial situation motivating you to make a deal [with Iran]?"

Trump: "Not even a little bit…I don't think about Americans' financial situation, I don't think about anybody."

[Goblin Cheddar @colcocodrie]

@gardnerakayla @SollenbergerRC @POTUS Got his ass

[Sam Karlin @samkarlin]

My latest: Why did Billy Nungesser fly on Shane Guidry's jet with an Australian former pro golfer named "The Shark?"

Why did Louisiana officials sign NDAs and offer LIV Golf $22 million?

And what does Louisiana have to show for it?

I dig in:

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump says anyone running for president should take a cognitive exam because you could end being stuck with a moron for years.

“I mean, you get a guy who gets in there, he's got a good line of crap. He gets in and all of a sudden you're stuck with a man who's a moron”

[Rep. Mike Levin @RepMikeLevin]

This should be a bigger story.

Donald Trump launched military strikes on Iran, setting off a chain reaction that left Gulf countries scrambling for drone defense. Now, his sons are stepping in to sell those same countries the very drones the conflict made necessary.

The president starts a war, the war creates demand, his own family moves in to profit, and foreign governments, desperate for American military backing, feel enormous pressure to buy. This is the first family in American history to profit from a war their father started without Congress’s consent.

That is a level of corruption this country has never seen before. The American people deserve to know who exactly their government is working for, because right now it is not working for you.

Welcome to Episode 14 of the Corruption Chronicles.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

This is maybe the best non-Chris Berman 2 minutes of television ive ever seen

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz”

[The Babylon Bibi @TheBabylonBibi]

Netanyahu Warns Trump That Vatican City Is Just One Month Away From A Nuclear Weapon

[Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla]

Yikes.