peachy

Country Gentleman, upon the Vertical Path

[Lukas (computer)🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

Slipping and hitting the "delete for me" instead of "delete for all" button, rendering the message completely impossible for me to ever delete again while ensuring it stays visible for everyone else in the entire chat forever

[peachy @coldfootedmole]

@eugyppius1 dunno, I have a car and I don't feel very regulated

[peachy @coldfootedmole]

@eris_nerung sorry, I'm already married

[peachy @coldfootedmole]

reading ride the tiger is like reading a description of my own lived experience. wow

[peachy @coldfootedmole]

evola describing the wokery of 2018-2025

[peachy @coldfootedmole]

@jamesbondwisdom does this work on facial hair too?

[vaxry @vaxryy]

I was looking into my music libraries recently and holy fuck record labels have got to be the most braindead industry

in 2026, where you don't even need to pirate anything to listen to music for free on youtube or spotify, they will still continue to put more and more BS on legally buying music:
- geoblocks
- DRM
- prices like it's 1972
- choke the fuck out of streaming platforms

do they like, hate money or what?

I am in poland, and:
- two biggest online retailers don't officially sell in poland (qobuz and 7digital)
- No streaming platform allows API streaming even *with* DRM, and some select ones allow SDK but with limited / vague promises (deezer "HQ" - lossless or mp3?, AM - no lossless, etc)

All because labels are SOOOO scared of piracy. Like bitch, your shit for free on russian torrent trackers since day one, if someone wants to pirate they will, just make the legal way less painful for FUCKS sake.

Why do YOU care whether I live in poland or popbobstan???? I HAVE MONEY

[peachy @coldfootedmole]

honestly Gemini is just embarrassingly bad

[αи ανєяαgє мαℓαγαℓι @AvgMalayali]

Hey Google, Your AI is too powerful and the competitors aren't even close. Kudos to everyone behind this creation.

[aether @bluewdrift]

the real reason you’re tired all the time: it’s not your workload. it’s your open loops. the text you haven’t answered. the apology you owe. the decision you’re avoiding. the conversation you keep postponing. these run in the background of your mind all day, draining your battery. close your loops. watch your energy return. mental clutter is more exhausting than physical work ever will be.

[M*nfred 🌻☀️ @lien_bugs]

5G und Windkrafträder ist die Antwort die ihr sucht

[peachy @coldfootedmole]

amazing, just incredible. I fucking hate these squatters

[Josh Pigford @Shpigford]

Knockoff is now live!

Filter out the knockoff crap brands on Amazon.

Sorry to brands like WNPETHOME, EHEYCIGA, YXYL, LU&MN, JOYIN, TOMY, GODONLIF, YOOJEE, LINGTENG, LANEIGE, VISCOO, BIODANCE, COOFANDY, BALENNZ, TOSY and LUENX.

https://t.co/9mLk0EAsfG

[peachy @coldfootedmole]

they will use AI for the control. robots will decide if you go to jail or not :)

[Dr. Friedrich Pürner, MPH @DrPuerner]

Da reibt man sich als Abgeordneter ungläubig die Augen: Eigentlich war die Chat-Kontrolle vom Tisch. Doch kurz vor der Sommerpause – während alle die Badeutensilien packen und auf die Fußball-WM schielen – schiebt die Parlamentspräsidentin das Thema klammheimlich wieder auf die Agenda. Natürlich unter anderem Namen. Heute wird also abgestimmt, ob das Ganze am Donnerstag zur Abstimmung kommt. Realsatire pur.
Und tatsächlich: Das Dringlichkeitsverfahren wird angenommen – am Donnerstag wird nun in der Sache selbst entschieden, das Manöver ist aufgegangen. Unglaublich!

[peachy @coldfootedmole]

evola throwing shade at space time continuum.
"mere mathematical schemata"

[KK @kenki_kids]

夏場になると街行く女性のピッタリTシャツのおっぱいラインが最高。

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Long story: shortened

[peachy @coldfootedmole]

nice to hear my wife doesn't love me

[smoothie @shedrinkswater]

Men do not understand the magnitude of attraction a woman who loves them can feel toward them.

They underestimate what their presence in this universe does to her body. She can lose her mind from the mere thought of him touching her. It becomes consuming. All she can think about is touching this beautiful creature, this man she sees as both the most ruthless monster and the most tender thing alive. She looks at him and sees the boy and the beast in him and the man who will go out into the world and conquer it.

The structure of his chest, lips, face, hair, hands, throat, every single part of him begins to feel impossibly perfect. The man you love starts looking like a masterpiece. You want to grab him, kiss him, hold him, crawl into his skin, become softer than you have ever allowed yourself to be, and give him everything your body has been saving.

A woman in love wants to devote herself to him. She wants to pour her life-force into him, make a world with him, become the place he returns to, the warmth he rests inside, the woman who belongs to him because she chose him with every part of herself.

He becomes the centre of her universe. The attraction is so strong it feels almost gravitational, as if his existence bends the space around her and he becomes the sun. Even the thought of him whispering into her ear sends currents down her spine and her legs weaken, body forgets its own rules. Around him, shame begins to dissolve because desire becomes stronger than restraint.

You cannot stop yourself from touching him. You go beyond all your little rules of composure, modesty, and self-control. He makes you lose the shame you thought was hard to break. The desire becomes so intense that your mind fills with the most feral, beautiful thoughts, and all you want is to make him yours, be his, carry his children into the world, and belong to the man your entire body has already recognised.

[peachy @coldfootedmole]

@Phreelosu tfw I've been given up on

[Troy Onyango @TroyOnyango]

i’m not even joking when i say this instagram post changed my life and i have it all committed to memory.

[Pimpjuice💤 @RealGame101]

If you were on a plane, and the pilot says on the loudspeaker

“Hey guys, just so you know, I’m feeling really low and I don’t want to be alive anymore”

Would you swap the pilot out with a stable one if given the option?

1000%

This is how girls view your mental health issues