Sue Marie Breden

A less famous Arkansas Hoya. Cardinals fan, baby & dog mom, eating ballpark food with @drewjcunningham and rambling about baseball and movies I like

[Sue Marie Breden @coldnessjuarez]

When you’re a baby but also a goober

[Sue Marie Breden @coldnessjuarez]

@katiejwoo No! What a bummer for us!! Congrats and keep crushing!!

[Derrick Goold @dgoold]

It’s baseball season.

[Sue Marie Breden @coldnessjuarez]

@susanslusser This is so cool

[sam y’all @samiamrosenberg]

Me when I randomly hear Short Skirt/Long Jacket out in public

[Sue Marie Breden @coldnessjuarez]

@katiejwoo Omg this really is #wholesomecontent

[Katie Woo @katiejwoo]

Okay I'm gonna be honest, I do not think the Cardinals would pass a vibe check right now.

[Sue Marie Breden @coldnessjuarez]

@egan008 Yes this!!! If I have a load of wash going and I can’t immediately find my phone, my first thought is that it’s in the wash

[Bernie Miklasz @miklasz]

Bernie: Opening Day at Busch Stadium. A New Season. The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year. https://t.co/K47SWxHo45

[Sue Marie Breden @coldnessjuarez]

This is so cool

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Lars Nootbaar even has the prime minister of Japan in on the pepper grinder celebration https://t.co/96ttmIeNuG

[Sue Marie Breden @coldnessjuarez]

@kareem_carr How would you recreate the “second visit” from the bird example with estimating jelly beans? Would you have to be able to mark the jelly beans to get your n and then reshuffle the jar?

[Sue Marie Breden @coldnessjuarez]

@hels 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 what a roasting

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age https://t.co/vDrrWQja8x

[Sue Marie Breden @coldnessjuarez]

@_dariussimpson Margaret Atwood’s:
you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

[Sue Marie Breden @coldnessjuarez]

@whoweekly Justice for “Promising Young Promising Young Woman Woman” as a best new sign-off!

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Looking for a way to impress your crush this Christmas? Show up unannounced with Bob Odenkirk.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Holy Infant So Tender and Mild Not as Popular as Cheetos® Flamin’ Hot Holy Infant: https://t.co/QKmFXEJcyR

[Sue Marie Breden @coldnessjuarez]

@juliafoxsource @whoweekly This is my favorite celebrity costume this year and it’s not close

[Sue Marie Breden @coldnessjuarez]

@itsafronomics loved your session at the NextUp summit, thanks for working with that org!

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

'Soaking' is a myth created by men who don't want to do dishes

[Sue Marie Breden @coldnessjuarez]

On this the last day of the regular season I want to thank https://t.co/KT4fX85hwu for Baseball Zen, the only between-innings promo I have been able to tolerate watching for an entire season. I implore you to keep it forever, don’t change a thing