Coldwater II

23, M, dumbass

[Kamikazius the Wizard @MadKamikazius]

Real life: you are a priority target in combat, they WILL shoot at your gas tank and make you explode, and if you get captured alive you WILL be tortured to death

[Jet Fucker @JetFucker_]

i could not be a fucking fighter pilot dude the amount of times you'd hear me go "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT" whenever i get it in AND IT LETS GO AGAIN.

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

now you know why governments around the world are trying to bring in digital id and social media bans.

[Daniel @epheron]

My thrift find of the week I’d gather. A Polaroid photo album of Atari 2600 hi scores.

[Benzaitenan @Bentendeshi]

It sounds trite but I do relate to this, having always loved the “oppressive” atmosphere of a sky that feels so close; like it’s bearing down on you. It always felt psychologically like a warm heavy blanket or a deep hug.

[FischerKing @FischerKing64]

The homeless used to be a lot more civilized. They were actually aware of their surroundings, alert - just hanging out.

[Yerrr 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

Genuinely one of the funniest political eras in recent memory.

They had a fucking lettuce cam to see whether her leadership or the lettuce would last longer and the fucking lettuce won lmfaoooo

[EF Comix @11975MHz]

"The beginning of wisdom is when you exhibit the humility of realization of how stupid you truly are."

Again, it always comes down to self-awareness.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

We’re spending billions figuring out how to cool our cities while cutting down the technology that’s been doing it for free for millions of years

[Skeeter Mcbeaver @That0ddB0y]

Ruining freshwater ecosystems for AI slop is like building highways over low income neighborhoods

[Bashley 🏳️‍⚧️ @thereal_bustin]

i was just thinking that

[Onepeg @Onepeg]

Marathon is dead
Arc Raiders is dead
Extraction games are dead

Time to pack it up. No one’s playing fps games anymore. Now it’s just painting doughboys to look like a brick wall or a watermelon or some shit.

[𝔃𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔰 𝔰 @OrdinariateUSA]

My uncle, a lifelong Republican, has repeatedly called Japan a “shithole” because their GDP & stock market has been stagnant for 30 years.

He then said “well, they need more people, and Japanese ain’t having babies, so gotta get em from somewhere!”

The brain of the average Fox News conservative cannot conceivably think beyond the GDP. They cannot conceptualize nations as anything more than economic zones.

[scar @imfat]

quit your job
bet on yourself
chase your passion

it's how i went from $150k a year to checking my bank account before ordering food

[clover 🍀 @avaluciarevilla]

rotund guy friend explained to me that playing with his belly provides comfort akin to playing with “one giant, unified boob”

[Ray Wise Saying F-Slur in Napa Boys @TheDougFiles]

They did it..those bastards they finally did it

[𝙃𝙖𝙯𝙚 @ihyhaze]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Krattos @KrattosOffline]

🤷🏽🤷🏽🤷🏽

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

Working onboard a new US warship during a severe thunderstorm was possibly one of the greatest AND sketchiest night shifts I had working in the yard. It had the whole crew going mental over the jobs we had getting cancelled left and right due to weather issues.

On a Friday too!