Lindsey

[Lindsey @cole_trainnn]

I was driving like a decent person until you decided to ride my ass 🥴😂

[Lindsey @cole_trainnn]

It’s 8:30am and I’m craving a mango jalapeño marg. 🥴🥵😂

[Lindsey @cole_trainnn]

Ya’ll ever just sit at work and think, “ I miss my dog” ???

[Lindsey @cole_trainnn]

I can’t be the only person who looks through a bag of kettle chips for the crinkled crunchy ones 😅

[Lindsey @cole_trainnn]

This is becoming a little fucking ridiculous.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

BREAKING: Another Train carrying hazardous materials has derailed just outside of Detroit, Michigan.

[General Mike Flynn @GenFlynn]

Look into my eyes…do you see the shiny object? When I count to ten, you won’t remember anything (allowing us to continue ripping you off).

@elonmusk

[🇲🇷 @mlyred]

@raphousetv2 Megan Fox and MGK broke up?

[Lindsey @cole_trainnn]

@cruss3592 Idek why I have such a strong hate for him… 😂 I also can’t stand ken roczen, but I’m thinking it’s because he’s so whiney…

[Lindsey @cole_trainnn]

Ugh. I just love Pamela Anderson. Her documentary was so good 😩❤️

[Lindsey @cole_trainnn]

@s_moore1020 If I remember correctly, you used to fucking love Tito’s.

[Lindsey @cole_trainnn]

The answer is always Tito’s

[Lindsey @cole_trainnn]

Adulting is when you realize giant eagle is the superior grocery store and Walmart is just trash. 😅😂

[Lindsey @cole_trainnn]

@breemydude Thank God

[Lindsey @cole_trainnn]

@breemydude @sheetz Agreed! Delicious

[Lindsey @cole_trainnn]

All of the rocky movies are on Netflix, so nobody bother me today.

[Lindsey @cole_trainnn]

My husband, who could sleep through an earthquake, called me this morning because he noticed I didn’t kiss him goodbye. 🥴😂 but I kissed him good morning, so that counts?

[Lindsey @cole_trainnn]

@breemydude

[Lindsey @cole_trainnn]

Oof. Lmaoo

[Lindsey @cole_trainnn]

Sheetz food is always the move