Cole Earnest

[Cole Earnest @coleearnest]

@maggie162 Jayson Stark: “how do you feel about the Shredder”
Braves: “I don’t care”

Look at all the crying!

[Cole Earnest @coleearnest]

@willw @HoustonEarnest

[Cole Earnest @coleearnest]

@reach_baseball No, AA said in an interview they’re now going to wait for him to be ready for both before bringing him back

[Cole Earnest @coleearnest]

@thenorthface kinda screwed at the airport. My bags zipper has totally come apart. Please reach out

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Kroger:
*Profit hit $2.9B, up 70%
*$1.2B went to stock buybacks and dividends
*Pays CEO $21.1M, 789x more than median employee
*No worker hazard pay
*Closed Seattle & Long Beach stores when cities mandated $4/hour grocery worker raise
*Had police guard thrown-out food in Portland

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The right sees power outages in Texas and blames the green new deal, which doesn’t exist yet.

They see bread lines (here in capitalist USA) and blame socialism.

They see a fascist insurrection and blame Antifa.

This is why I don’t waste time debating them.

[Cole Earnest @coleearnest]

@IlhanMN @HoustonEarnest

[Cole Earnest @coleearnest]

@FOXSportsSouth @FOXSportsBraves Absolute horse shit

[Cole Earnest @coleearnest]

@BauerOutage Everyone in this thread is stupid. The billionaires are being conniving fucks who don’t negotiate in good faith, yet the players are supposed to take it? I’m tired of this both sides bullshit. Most players make 550k. Stop defending billionaires because you don’t understand nuance

[Cole Earnest @coleearnest]

?? I guess the DEA forgot they’re still telling people that they give a shit about drugs and not just weaponized racism.

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

EXCLUSIVE: The DEA has been granted sweeping authority to “conduct covert surveillance” on people protesting over George Floyd’s death, a secret memo reveals https://t.co/QYv8Lp8YWO

[Cole Earnest @coleearnest]

Fire this fuck. Jesus. #firemoorenow

[Cole Earnest @coleearnest]

@Not_Fadi Synchronicity, ghost in the machine, and... fuck that’s all I got

[Kelsey Erhart @kelzairheart]

@Enterprise charged us ••$185•• because we’re dropping off our Chicago rental car in Detroit??? When online?? There?? Is no detailed explanation of fee?? That •fee• is more than the actual car??? Safe to say, I’ll use @Hertz next time! #Enterprise ? #EnterLIES !

[Cole Earnest @coleearnest]

Haven’t tweeted in five years, but @LindseyGrahamSC @ChuckGrassley fuck you both. @JeffFlake Stop hedging your bets and grow a fucking spine

[Cole Earnest @coleearnest]

@gparker546 Real name of someone who works on NPRs "Tech Nation": Monty Carlos

[Cole Earnest @coleearnest]

At least I'm a braves fan

[Cole Earnest @coleearnest]

@gparker546 Kai risdall? Audie Cornish? Where do they all come from, a hippy parent farm?

[Cole Earnest @coleearnest]

@HoustonEarnest #longhornsriseup

[Cole Earnest @coleearnest]

@HoustonEarnest Spencer's button looks familiar