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[cole @colekaestner]

I think I’m gonna become a mirror pic guy. If you need me I’ll be in the bathroom with the flash on.

[cole @colekaestner]

@JoshSchertzSLU I agree coach. No reason to ever leave the jewel of midtown

[cole @colekaestner]

.@grok

[cole @colekaestner]

How do u corn beef

[cole @colekaestner]

It is so sad 7 people liked this did u guys actually need the money that bad??

[cole @colekaestner]

Taking a second crack at this starting tonight. 502 pages down, 660 to go. If I don’t finish this by my 26th birthday I’ll Venmo whoever likes this tweet 5 bucks

[cole @colekaestner]

No disrespect to anyone who’s done it because it seems very challenging, but the “read 10 pages of a book a day”rule in 75 hard is hilarious. Why don’t you go ahead and color one in while you’re at it.

[cole @colekaestner]

Taking a second crack at this starting tonight. 502 pages down, 660 to go. If I don’t finish this by my 26th birthday I’ll Venmo whoever likes this tweet 5 bucks

[cole @colekaestner]

The plan is simple: read 8.99998 pages a day until my birthday then spend age 24 and beyond dropping the most insufferable facts possible whenever I so please

[cole @colekaestner]

Reminder that if you make fun of SLU basketball this is who you’re making fun of

[stu durando @studurando]

The A-10 has the tallest platform for team interviews I’ve ever seen. So this was my view of Josh Schertz during postgame. (Actually, I could see his eyes and nose).

[cole @colekaestner]

They say don’t meet your heroes but I’ll tell you what, I had a good time

[cole @colekaestner]

@RealJackieMoon7 People have been questioning my willingness to die for this and I’d like to reiterate that yes, I will die for this.

[cole @colekaestner]

Unironically yes.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Don’t bother showing up to an Atlantic 10 basketball game if you’re not willing to fight to the death for this shit

[cole @colekaestner]

Classic mixup

[cole @colekaestner]

Lots of people posting their favorite tik toks after the ban. I would just like to say I did not have one. I loved them all equally

[cole @colekaestner]

@Charlesfarmer33 @NatedogHK @BarstoolOSU @BuckedUpEnergy I’ll FaceTime you from the game when we win

[cole @colekaestner]

@mikey_mandel @BarstoolOSU @BuckedUpEnergy @Charlesfarmer33 Ouch

[cole @colekaestner]

SLU athletic department is so awesome. It’s been borderline impossible to find an authentic jersey for 15+ years and now that you can finally get one it’s $110 and says toilet across the chest

[Saint Louis Men's Basketball @SaintLouisMBB]

“THE LOU”

Order your jersey today!

https://t.co/VNW5GL3Uta

#SLUForTheLou

[cole @colekaestner]

Deshaun Watson returns the favor and ends his own season less than 24 hours after the Guardians are eliminated. Heartwarming.

[cole @colekaestner]

Guardians use all 27 outs tonight in a touching show of support for quarterback deshaun watson

[cole @colekaestner]

Guardians use all 27 outs tonight in a touching show of support for quarterback deshaun watson

[Tyler @WALKER2HOF]

Doctor: You have 703 seconds to live.
Me:

[cole @colekaestner]

@NatedogHK He might now that the world knows

[cole @colekaestner]

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