Cole Pierce

be thotful

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

every news cycle for the next four years is just going to be

Monday: Trump has fired all the people who were responsible for keeping poo out of the drinking water

Tuesday: okay for some reason there is now a lot of poo in the drinking water

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

The Curse, which i famously have

[jár @jarodzsz]

decided that the terrible feng shui of my room is the reason my life sucks and not the decisions i've made in the last 4-7 years

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

one legitimately cool thing about Boy Scouts is how they let us burn the flag as part of the Free Speech Merit Badge

[Kristian @earth2dot]

Sorry to reveal so many corners of my psyche in front of u twin

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

get pickled loser

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

ominous…

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

the radical left monsters

[Zac Mabry @ZacMabry]

Your outie financed a cheesy gordita crunch.

[Barb McQuade @BarbMcQuade]

From interview of Lee Bollinger, 1st Amendment scholar who served as dean of @UMichLaw, president of @UMich, and president of Columbia University.
https://t.co/l7KCpqsOmT

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

how it feels being left alone with my own thoughts

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

Emergency alert 🚨

[jakeeee @huntychan]

if i was on death row i would get this for part of my last meal like i'm so serious

[Dante Moon @lvnarboymusic]

frank ocean: “girl you know you’re lost… lost in the thrill of it all”

me:

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Can Elon Musk buy and destroy Fox News instead?

[jasongoldberg @imjasongoldberg]

me trying to get a bartender’s attention

[Boscoe’s Boy @BoscoesBoys]

🌻🌻Sunflower Showdown Tweet of the Day.🌻🌻

K-State Players from the State of Kansas: 54

KU Players from the State of Kansas: 19

[Claudius @xclaudius]

me: shit isn’t due till november i got time

november: