Colesen Sheaffer

ville ‘25

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

holy shit dude you could not torture this out of me

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

“most people don’t even know where this flag was used” is actually a good point because i see this flag in PENNSYLVANIA… but of course that’s not what he meant

[Blue and Butternut @BlueandGray1864]

Anyone who is offended by this flag doesn't understand Civil War history and should not speak on it in general.

Most people don't even know where this flag was used or who used this flag during the Civil War and yet they still get offended by it, utterly ridiculous.

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

this bit was more charming when he didn’t proudly proclaim how much he loves genocide

[Josh Dawsey @jdawsey1]

Well, it is a black tie dinner!

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

@SenFettermanPA

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

I don’t think my tax dollars should be going to the defense budget

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

JUST IN: The 🇺🇲 White House says there is no evidence that the 🇮🇱 IDF hit aid workers deliberately

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

this has 56k likes dude we are absolutely doomed as a society… how can anyone be this detached from reality?

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨🇺🇸 Clip of Boat striking Baltimore Bridge Gantry at 8x speed is truly insane.

What do you notice?

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

i see we are being openly racist on the timeline today

[The Daily Sneed™ @Tr00peRR]

Baltimore’s actual mayor

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

don’t tempt me with a good time

[David Marcus @BlueBoxDave]

If Israel falls then America falls. It’s that simple.

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

yeah, i too enjoy calling war crimes “chaotic incidents”

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

At least 100 killed and 700 injured in chaotic incident where IDF opened fire as people waited for food in Gaza, Palestinian officials say
https://t.co/4lRDTbWmsc

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

ask him if he is experiencing nosebleeds or post-nasal drip

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Quality conversation with my college son tonight… Why is it always $100

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

childish behavior is when show concern about genocide

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

what are we doing here

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

you signing your 5 year old up for football is the biggest issue I see

[Sh.\neo @ShaneoNUFC]

Signing my 5 year old up for football.

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

Yes, it literally is. It has been forever.

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

“I’m hit” he says as he is in a gunfight with no one after tripping over himself and shooting his own vehicle.

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

Die, I would die. I would blow up into tiny fragments. My body would be unrecognizable. I wouldn’t have time to feel the pain because it would be instant. What else do you want me to say?

[Richard Strocher 𝕏 @RichardStrocher]

What would you do in this situation?

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

one echocardiogram of this dude could bankrupt the entire fitness industry

[Liver King @liverking]

God gave us hands for a reason... use 'em!

This is what Liver King is having for dinner today.

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

murder aside

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

you aren’t gonna believe what I tell you next

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The unexpected response of this jaguar when exposed to catnip
https://t.co/AE6Bp5zrc7

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

this is not your sign to start a podcast

[Mirror Sport @MirrorSport]

Taylor Swift reveals she fell for Travis Kelce after his "metal as hell" podcast gesture.

"This all started when Travis very adorably put me on blast on his podcast, which I thought was metal as hell. We started hanging out right after that."

https://t.co/MhibHZbhu7

[Colesen Sheaffer @colesheaff_]

show me the republican politician who was dicing up Big10 defenses in the early 2010’s… i’ll wait

[WNEP @WNEP]

Democrats Bill Gaughan and Matt McGloin, as well as Republican Chris Chermak, declare victory in Lackawanna County commissioner race. https://t.co/J23hmLXZYu