i am so tired of women man. don’t give your all.they give their all. give your all. watch your heart be destroyed. in 27 years. i’ve officially seen it all.
Currently in a dark, greasy bar that smells like Pall Malls and stale beer,
and a big hairy dude in a neon vest just yelled “Hey porker!” across the bar
then an equally big lady turned around and yelled “what’s up sweet tits!?!”
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and that’s what makes America great