Colette Victoria

fruity and slightly tart, with a dry finish

[Colette Victoria @colettetheactor]

man: i like your hair, it's crazy but it's cute
me: oh, that's not my hair just my personality

[Colette Victoria @colettetheactor]

I unlocked £30 Rush tickets for Hadestown on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/lcwDdKtPnk

[Colette Victoria @colettetheactor]

I unlocked £25 Rush tickets for People, Places & Things on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/CjEofNq6Yt

[Colette Victoria @colettetheactor]

Hey @sendmybag ! I need a #SMBstudents code! I'll be a student at the Royal Conservatoire of Scotland and am using your service to ship my stuff

[Colette Victoria @colettetheactor]

I think I’m gonna keep wearing mine. A white man hasn’t told me to smile more in over a year and I love it

[CDC @CDCgov]

UPDATE: If you are fully vaccinated against #COVID19, you can resume activities without wearing a mask or staying 6 feet apart, except where required by federal, state, local, tribal or territorial laws, incl. local business and workplace guidance. More: https://t.co/FJMon7WlFO

[Colette Victoria @colettetheactor]

“Oh you do theatre have you heard of Hamilton?” is the new “oh you do theatre have you heard of Wicked?” for straight men

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

This is what happens when Mitch McConnell appoints every ref

[Colette Victoria @colettetheactor]

The @Kiva edibles packaging is more secure than the US Capital

[The Gregory Brothers @gregorybrothers]

Trump asks for 11,780 votes, but it's to the tune of the Rent song

[Colette Victoria @colettetheactor]

bc rich people giving other rich people awards is more important than like idk setting a good example by not gathering in large groups or donating that money to people/organisations in need🤷🏼‍♀️

[Colette Victoria @colettetheactor]

Award shows cost millions of dollars to put on

[Colette Victoria @colettetheactor]

Which means in 2020, during a global pandemic, there are people that are like “ oh yeah award shows are essential”

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Senate Republicans just pushed through a Supreme Court justice who will help them take away Americans' health care in the middle of a pandemic.

For them, this is victory.

Vote them out.

[Colette Victoria @colettetheactor]

Don’t you just love women who are so privileged they get to fight against their own genders best interests? *Looks pointedly at #AmyConeyBarrett *

[Colette Victoria @colettetheactor]

@mayalillyann Forgot to mention that I was number 1

[Seattle Times Sports @SeaTimesSports]

After the Seahawks decided to cancel practice, Pete Carroll spoke to the media for 15 minutes about racism, listening to Black athletes, voting and more. Here's the full transcript of his statement. (from @bcondotta) https://t.co/7vMXYhecqm

[Colette Victoria @colettetheactor]

my hobbies include checking the tracking information of my online shopping purchases a few times a day

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

This #420, we're joining the @ACLU to talk justice. Specifically, justice for the people of color that cannabis legalization has left behind. Get the full scoop and take action now: https://t.co/FolxgtEUgY

[Colette Victoria @colettetheactor]

nothing gives me a boner like watching the @Patriots lose

[Colette Victoria @colettetheactor]

I guess some people don’t like my drunk yelp reviews🤷🏼‍♀️