Shammyco

Possibly the best husband in the world, and definitely the best Dad. Whether my wife and kids agree is another matter...

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@NoContextBrits Grits

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@davesumnersmith @YvetteCooperMP Would be great if we could send the scum bags to Rwanda.

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@ATRightMovies Aliens

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@SkyNews Who gives a shit what she says?

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@BladeoftheS Great news

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@askryanair @MartinSLewis We tried that but it says the delay was due to exceptional circumstances, but the pilot said it was technical difficulties so that is not true. Who can i escalate this to please?

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@MartinSLewis Hi Martin, any advice on how to apply to @askryanair for compensation? We were delayed by over 3 hours coming back from Lanzarote on Monday and there seemingly is no way to apply for compensation. Any forms are auto rejected. Their customer service is non existent.

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@CCHQPress Why are you masquerading as a tax check service when you are definitely not?

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@askryanair why is the RUK251 flight delayed by 2.5 hours?

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@SkyHelpTeam hi. Can you just confirm if you are aware of Openreach fixing issues with Broadband in CM1 7AG please? Mine has not worked for a week nearly and i was told this was due to a bus hitting a telegraph pole, but nothing has been done to fix it.

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@bt_uk No worries thanks

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@bt_uk hi, can you let me know when the Broadband is going to be fixed at CM1 7AG? There was a bus collision with a telegraph pole on wednesday morning and it has been down ever since.

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@bt_uk Thanks. I just want to know if they are aware of it

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@bt_uk Is there a link for Openreach?

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@bt_uk Hi, unfortunately i’m a Sky customer so don’t have a BT account. Sky told me they’d spoken to you guys and you said the bus crashing into the telegraph pole had broken the broadband cables, and that you were working on it. But i’ve not seen anyone working on it and it’s been ages

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@BBCBreaking He could forget his own name and still be a better president than Trump

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@CalltoActivism Please don’t come to the UK

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@GarethR93744370 @SkyNews Bot

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@WendtheWalker @imacelebrity Your followers are all Farage fans so….

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@SoVeryBritish Not enough roast potatoes