The ‘Wild Ouseburn’ Photography Competition 2024 is now open. Last year’s competition and calendar produced some beautiful images, hopefully this year’s will be at least as good.
For more info on how to enter go to: https://t.co/rcZ9t9SYVw
Good luck!
Dear Eddie, you’re the gadgie for me, You deserve to sit alongside Joe Harvey, Kevin Keegan and Bobby Robson.
Keep gannin bonny lad, we’re coming for them aal!! x
Ps what a showing today!
Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.
I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!
YOU can help it get there!
@GeorgeCaulkin Best right back we’ve ever had. Football is a game of opinions, For me Tripps is the key catalyst along with Eddie Howe for the remarkable progress we have made.
Also this is the most together Toon team/squad I’ve ever seen (I’ve been supporting/watching them since the 60s). HTL
@brunoog97 Nee bother bonny lad, all to play for going forward! Our first 11 would have beaten them (no blame for our team tonight). Way ahead is schedule. Prediction is, hopefully soon, Lewis Miley scores the winner in CL final,
pass played by your glorious self.
All the best Kidda!
@ChronicleNUFC Nee bother Bonny lad, love you Tripps - best right back we’ve ever had, best right back in the world! The player that lit the blue touch paper for what we are now! ❤️