Colin Whelan

aint no rules to this shit relax

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My biggest flex as an altar boy was being able to put out a candle by licking my fingers #oopsdidiflexonyall

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Best Miranda Cosgrove song:

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Jersey Shore uncensored hits different

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@jdelnano Good idea! Rookie move on my part for not thinking of that...poll has been added

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Which one of my childhood fears was more irrational: master hand from super smash bros or madam zeroni from Holes?

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Poll:

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Watching 2 seasons of love island during quarantine got me with all this new british slang and NO WHERE to use it!!!!!

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@maddshook Is this because of my snap the other night? Im sorry geez

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When I die bury me outside the Love Island villa

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Just started Love Island and wow what a masterpiece

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One of my biggest insecurities is the lack of always sunny episodes ive seen

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The circle is exactly what I needed to spice up my dull life

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@maddshook It had the opposite effect on me I want in

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@greatvaluewitch One day we’ll get it

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My favorite part of living in hoboken is that I get kicked out of every fucking bar I go to

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@maddshook They didnt have fresh chili but they had campbells which was still solid

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does 7/11 sell chili

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@marisaisfab As your best friend i know yours is the left

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I can’t wait to be back on my Pittsburgh bullshit in less than 2 weeks

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Im in a big “roastbeef with mozzarella” phase of my life