You're in his DMs, I cursed him to have a barren family tree unless he finds the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, and the slipper as pure as gold; we are not the same.
Shakespeare meets The Bachelorette meets Singled Out as four Instant Romeos battle for the heart of one Instant Juliet selected from the audience! World premiere of the Romeo and Juliet Balcony Battle, Saturday 5 PM @PlayAtMCM
RSVP https://t.co/bIdtHVwA2I
This is incredibly tough but I think I can do it.
Company
Pacific Overtures
Anyone Can Whistle
It's an insane list; I can't believe what didn't make it, but this is how I feel.
The thing about CLUE is that every major cast member is one of the funniest people who ever lived at the peak of their powers. I’m drunk on margaritas and watching it for the 100th time. What a masterpiece. Truly.
Ever since I got famous, I’ve had anxiety about somehow “saying the wrong thing” online, and having people turn against me. But Sinead O’Connor will always remind me that, if I truly believe what I say, it can never be wrong to say it, regardless of what everyone else thinks. RIP
i saw barbie last night and i don’t get what ben shapiro could be mad about other than the fact that he failed as a screenwriter and now everything offends him.
My therapist told me at our session this morning that my appointments with him make his day, and while I'm very aware that's probably something he says to all his patients, I'm going to be riding this high for a long time