Colin Burt

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@Dannyjokes You didn't have the balls to say it to his fuckin' face OR you didn't have the balls to say it to the balls on his fuckin' face!

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@wakeupbarstool #askwub why is the only black guy on your basketball court is the ref?

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@josh_seiter

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@kevinwildes
What does Jalen Hurts do better than Josh Allen. Tush Push, dude.

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@lacherbauer Fuckn dagos.

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@awfulannouncing @FOXSports @TheHerd Clearly @Dodgers we’re facing @whitesox not @Rockies C’mon man!

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@chicagobars I served you today. Cheers, brother. #hetipsproper

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@JayCuda 2024 White Sox season: Hit the elevator button down to basement level and cue Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You”

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@IlliniJen @ChicagoCritter A couple of months before #ChristopherColumbus day, #mayorbj trying to decry impossible racial slurs by the the press and do a full-on flippitty-flop, dippitty-do, then say “baby Al Capones”? That scores a 9.8 Racist as fudge ice skating challenge.

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@jimmybuffett has passed away at age 76.

What will they be serving at the funeral buffet?

If you answer: Margaritas. You’re an idiot.

If you allude to Monty Python’s “Dead Parrot” sketch: 👨‍🍳 💋

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@WSJ Don’t post your article to read when a person can’t read it w/o a subscription.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

I never “joined” X. X landed on me.

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So if you found this thread helpful, it would mean a lot if you could like and repost the first tweet.

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@hasantoxr AI

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@DouglasKMurray First, there should be no such job as a Manager or "Protector", "overseeing" people. Secondly, You hire the best & the brightest and have them work in tandem. Babysitters are for babies, hence the title.

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@biancoresearch 55/45

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@RealMasterMindX AI guide

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@DarrellLerner Send

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@IAmPascio Goals

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