The Goosetown Bandit

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[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@TheMikeBromn @DeversFanAcc Higher TS% btw too lol, hmmm seems like that 8% difference isnt such a big deal in the end. Getting into efficiency arguments you cant even win

Everyone knows OG is the mvp no need to grovel like this

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@TheMikeBromn @DeversFanAcc Hilarious to think 8% is a disqualifying difference when tatum shot 7% better from the FT line than brunson too, mousetrapped yourself bozo

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@TheMikeBromn @DeversFanAcc Well 1 its a small sample size if brunson misses 1 or 2 shots more than usual in g5 its gonna be a lot closer than you'd like. And 8 more missed shots does not outweigh the statistical advantage tatum has in reb/ast/tov/ come on now

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@TheMikeBromn @DeversFanAcc Brunsons barely shooting better there too lol, nevermind literally the rest of the sport (playmaking, defense, rebounding) that Tatum trounced him in if you want to compare series for real

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@TheMikeBromn @DeversFanAcc Tatum 38.8% vs Brunson 39.6% is kinda his point numbnuts

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@mildyVolatile @RoyalsProps Men of culture I see

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@DislykReality @ReplyGyUnionRep @W_B_Rick Watch his most recent movie Outcome and you will see where the worry is coming from

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@nbaWatts @iamrahstradamus @FDSportsbook I'm on Fanduel

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@nbaWatts @iamrahstradamus @FDSportsbook I think this is some good wisdom. Always tempting when they leave the cash out button open and its sitting there almost 20x already lol

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@nbaWatts @iamrahstradamus @FDSportsbook And yeah I admit my series bets weren't the most well thought out lol, I took a flyer on 6 games after Raheem was banging the drum that the series would be shorter than people anticipated

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@nbaWatts @iamrahstradamus @FDSportsbook Yeah I'm leaning a bit of a Brunson hedge, -130 right now wouldn't be too bad of a bullet to bite to cover the OG bet.

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@kendallbaker oh this is bleak. NYK rim defense was stout though looking at this, 1-7 in the restricted area

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@nbaWatts @iamrahstradamus @FDSportsbook no other fmvp tix, just knicks in 6 and series to go 6 as far as futures. I could probably toss some on spurs to win series and brunson fmvp to profit no matter what and still keep most of the OG ticket intact if it hits but idk

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@jaysabur @iamrahstradamus @FDSportsbook Got great value before the WCF wrapped up. My only concern is Brunson getting it as the brand name on the team how are you feeling about that?

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@futbalnjets @c4Bostonn OG balling out wont save your soul sadly

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@futbalnjets @c4Bostonn Im sure

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@Vandelay_Ind__ @hollywood26_ I can respect this response 🤝

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@futbalnjets @c4Bostonn Spell out what you mean by that. Then go tell any loved one that tolerates being around you for more than 5 seconds (if they even exist), explain it to them, and maybe then it'll settle in for you how much of a waste of life you are

[The Goosetown Bandit @ColinDev978]

@futbalnjets @c4Bostonn I promise you I have no problem talking some goodhearted shit in person to loser franchises lol cuz im a well adjusted human