Colin Sharkey 🦈

When I was young, I was very poor. After years of struggle, I'm no longer young. #SaveOurSharks

[Colin Sharkey 🦈 @colinsharkey]

@PostOffice Nope, they said all post office services closed at 1700!

[Colin Sharkey 🦈 @colinsharkey]

@PostOffice Went to @Morrisons on Annan High Street to post parcel on Sunday as website said open 0800-2200 was told post office wasn’t open on Sunday by staff. Went today as says open 0700-2200, told it closed at 1700!

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@HighwaysNWEST Shutting M6 at 2000 is mental. ‘The core purpose of this network is to provide safe, reliable, and efficient journeys, connecting people, communities, and businesses across the country’ but yet you’re bringing every single night trunk to a standstill on the A6 🤯

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@Ash199406 Her other half’s mum had a stroke so she’s in UK supporting her…

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@HighwaysNWEST Can you tell me how long these roadworks have been extended for? They started on 28th July…

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@HighwaysNWEST What’s happening with the A66 eastbound Browson Bank to Scotch Corner closure? Resurfacing was meant to finish last week but just checked and it says closed again tonight?

[Colin Sharkey 🦈 @colinsharkey]

@StagecoachWScot What time did it leave Glasgow?

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@StagecoachWScot Where’s the 0730 X74 from Glasgow to Dumfries? Hasn’t ran for the past two days?

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@HighwaysNWEST @LancsRoadPolice @LancashireFRS @NWAmbulance Very much not open…

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@RockstarGames Where has Assault on Cayo Perico went on GTA5? Can’t find it anywhere!

[Colin Sharkey 🦈 @colinsharkey]

Usual nighttime antics for the shower of useless twats at @HighwaysNWEST. Rolling roadblock for 6 miles just to pick up some cones

[Colin Sharkey 🦈 @colinsharkey]

If anyone in Stoke on Trent was waiting for an ambulance at 0345 this morning, 3 of them with blue lights on were stuck in a 15 minute rolling closure on the A500 just so @HighwaysWMIDS could pick up a few cones… Common sense out the window with Highways England

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@HighwaysNWEST Why are these dicks out in force blocking up National highways for no reason? 7mph for almost 4 miles.

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@ThreeUK @ThreeUKSupport I have a sim I use for my iPad on data only. How can I login to my account when it says you’ve sent a text to the number that I cannot receive texts on?

[Colin Sharkey 🦈 @colinsharkey]

Top 0.5% 🤣😳 surely this isn’t right @SpotifyUK

[Colin Sharkey 🦈 @colinsharkey]

@JamesBlunt well this is embarrassing

[Colin Sharkey 🦈 @colinsharkey]

@Halfords_uk does this fall under the normal advanced lifetime guarantee? If not how long is it?

[Colin Sharkey 🦈 @colinsharkey]

@RickyRi32855879 @HighwaysNWEST @MartySkoxon It’s probably gonna be shut till early hours of tomorrow morning

[Colin Sharkey 🦈 @colinsharkey]

@McDonalds When you bringing this baby back?

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You’ll Swiss you tried it sooner! 🍔 The tasty Swiss stack is back with emmental cheese sauce 🇨🇭

[Colin Sharkey 🦈 @colinsharkey]

@SUBWAY Bit of a con charging me 15p for a bag on the app quoting ‘we need to use a bag to pack your order’ and then not giving me one 🤷🏼‍♂️