Colin Vern

Good day I'm ok, bad day I'm ok.

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

All conditioner bottles should contain at least 20% more than shampoo bottles so you run out at the same time.

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

#SouthParkXboxSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

The perfect Xbox to play on a snow day 🌨

Follow and RT with #SouthParkXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win one of these custom #SouthParkSnowDay Xbox Series X console and controller combos!

Ages 18+. Ends 4/22/24. Rules: https://t.co/2MJysfWYF7

[XBOX @XBOX]

The perfect Xbox to play on a snow day 🌨

Follow and RT with #SouthParkXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win one of these custom #SouthParkSnowDay Xbox Series X console and controller combos!

Ages 18+. Ends 4/22/24. Rules: https://t.co/2MJysfWYF7

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

@sanholobeats The link isn't working for the Madison show, can you please share the code?

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

Forget Best Buy and Walmart. Who's got the best Onlyfans deal on Black Friday?

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

Anyone wanna come over and play guitar hero till 2am? I'll even DM your crush to see if she like likes you.

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

Why can't I find a bunk bed larger than a twin?

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

@bluemangroup how much would it be to book you for a backyard concert? I will make sure all the guest wear blue jeans, all snacks are blue and all the attendees and vaccinated if that sweetens the pot any.

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

Anyone want to start an Antiques Roadshow podcast?

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

Anyone know where I can get spinners for a 2010 Ford Taurus for about $1,200 dollars?!

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

The hardest part of getting Covid19 is having to call all my past sexual partners to tell them.

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

Will someone help me find my next pair of Nike Shox?

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

While I'm working from home I like to move my cursor over whoever is presenting to feel like we are holding hands.

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

Dear Moms, What essential oil should I be using to fight the corona virus?

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

I'm still chasing that high I got when someone's mom thought I was a Hollister employee while I was shopping in 8th grade.

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

My new favorite meme format.

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

Sometimes I wish my family were oil barons in the 1900's.

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

The first dentist that handed out prizes after a visit is an American Hero.

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

Does anyone have a copy of Osmosis Jones I can borrow?

[Colin Vern @colinvern2012]

I don't know why, I don't know why.