Alex

Building @parennialgolf

[Alex @underparagreen]

@Codie_Sanchez Please explain this to my fiancé

[Alex @underparagreen]

@PeaceBoy1701 @GovWhitmer Don’t be so mildly annoyed peace boy

[Alex @underparagreen]

@PeaceBoy1701 @GovWhitmer I wasn’t aware, that’s great. Dont be so angry peace boy.

[Alex @underparagreen]

The funniest part about the whole MSU BoT fiasco is that they’re publicly elected. In other words, you have no one to blame but yourselves.

[Alex @underparagreen]

@thesearch_msu It’s out of her control. Changing the selection process for the BoT would require an amendment to the Michigan Constitution.

[Alex @underparagreen]

Outstanding champion tho

[Alex @underparagreen]

This was one of the worst golf tournaments I’ve ever watched.

[Alex @underparagreen]

There’s an epidemic of pros throwing their golf club after a bad shot.

[Alex @underparagreen]

I think the 9th and 10th amendments are low key the best ones.

[Alex @underparagreen]

@NUCLRGOLF The beauty of golf is that it can take the greatest athletes and make them look completely uncoordinated.

[Alex @underparagreen]

It should be illegal to have online business banking as bad as @Huntington_Bank.

[Alex @underparagreen]

@pivot_tables @SweetCoveAgro Yeah

[Alex @underparagreen]

Have cancer? Convince yourself it’s not a big deal.

Works like a charm

[Brandon Luu, MD @BrandonLuuMD]

Literally just having a delusional golden retriever mindset measurably changes outcomes and physiology.

Sleep badly? Convince yourself you're well rested.
Stressful day? Convince yourself it's fuel.
Failed? Convince yourself it's useful data.

[Alex @underparagreen]

@sarge____ “You’re not always going to have a calculator in your pocket!” - people vehemently against calculators

[Alex @underparagreen]

@i2cjak Hahaha idk that this has ever been articulated so perfectly

[Alex @underparagreen]

@vivoplt Haha good one!

[Alex @underparagreen]

@nickkokonas @chambleebrandel Michael Jordan?

[Alex @underparagreen]

@pivot_tables Love what you’re doing man, I had the same idea. Do you have a few minutes this week? I’d love to pick your brain.

[Alex @underparagreen]

@NoahKingJr Ascend