Colleen

insta: colleencoates

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

“do you remember?”

me:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@POTUS I paid 53% taxes on my Tesla stock options (40% Federal & 13% state), so I must be lifting the average!

I also paid more income tax than anyone ever in the history of Earth for 2021 and will do that again in 2022.

@CommunityNotes, is the 3% number cited above accurate?

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Wait how did jobs work before email… like did you just get home from work and… work was over ?

[trash jones @jzux]

i love getting obsessed with one snack, eating it every day for 3 months, and then forgetting it ever existed

[CASINO CAVIAR @Yamscasino]

A breakfast sandwich at Dunkin’ Donuts taste like someone 3D printed all the ingredients

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

imagine being old asf opening up snapchat seeing “56 years ago today…” and it’s just you blackout drunk

[Jed Drenning @TheSignalCaller]

The largest crowd to ever watch a sporting event in the city of Pittsburgh …

[Alec Sears @alec_sears]

The IRS when they find an 83-year-old grandmother in Iowa who forgot to report the $20 she made from her garage sale last year

[aj @lvcrimes]

overturning roe v wade in the middle of a housing crisis, a formula shortage and a mass shooting epidemic in a country without free healthcare. it’s not pro-life. it’s not smart. it’s dystopian.

[Greg Ehrenberg @gehrenbergdfs]

Anthony Jeselnik summed up the real purpose of thoughts and prayers messages best

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i eat my first meal of the day at 5pm bro don’t ask me for no advice

[Tecumseh Smooth @Educator_Notes]

“i was bullied by everyone in school” well were you being weird

[Jessica DeFino @jessicadefino_]

I was an editor on the Kardashian apps in 2015 in LA, worked days nights & weekends, could only afford groceries from the 99 Cents Only Store, called out “sick” more than once bc I couldn’t put gas in my car to get to the office, & was reprimanded for freelancing on the side ❤️

[foodie huxtable @HEAVYareTILLERY]

Gas is literally four dollars rn in North Carolina. Four dollars in a state where minimum wage is $7.25. You literally could not afford two gallons of gas after working an hour. That’s crazy.