ganondaddy simp

blessed, stressed, la croix obsessed | i used to write classical music, now im just surviving in a capitalist hellscape | she/her |

[ganondaddy simp @colleenity]

This has been stuck in my head since Lechonk was given to us. So I made it.

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”

[ganondaddy simp @colleenity]

@amys_tweeter #feetsmonday

[ganondaddy simp @colleenity]

Every time I think about writing a hetero story I can't help but think "no, that's been done too many times" and it always turns gay! It's not my fault!!!

[ganondaddy simp @colleenity]

Every day I am reminded that I was not meant for meaningless tasks but for creating and living life through music, art, word, and whatever other human experiences will have me, show me, love me.

[Dr. Ellen Walker @EllenFWalker]

You hate Scrappy-Doo because he's mildly irritating. I hate Scrappy-Doo because he shook hands with Ronald Reagan.

We are not the same.

[Tetra @greenTetra_]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY NEIL. EIGHTEEN YEARS OF BANGING OUT THE TUNES. HERES TO NINETEEN.

[ganondaddy simp @colleenity]

@maine_witch I will say, though, at my wedding someone did request limoncello for the la Croix toast and I was happy to provide lol. She got to keep the whole box of course

[ganondaddy simp @colleenity]

@maine_witch It's so funny to me that people love it. Maybe I just wasn't expecting it but I haaaaaaate that flavor. The sweetness without any sugar reminds me way too much of diet soda which was always Not Allowed in my house growing up. I'm more of a lemon/pamplemousse fan

[ganondaddy simp @colleenity]

@maine_witch Taking on an unexpected mental load (for someone else!!!) does not make you a bad person!!!! You are totally valid in your feelings about this. Just want to show my support ❤️

[ganondaddy simp @colleenity]

And yet a trace of the true self

Exists in the false self.

This thread is some old Twitter humor and I'm chuffed about it (credit to mark)

[Mark Arby @markarby]

Not sure how it happened but a bus crashed into a building near Tottenham Court Road Station. Police, Fire Brigade and ambulance in attendance.

[Jay Foreman @jayforeman]

The replies to this start funny and get funnier.

[ganondaddy simp @colleenity]

@Tinckoy @RBeezyfosheezy Pamplemousse LaCroix
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[ganondaddy simp @colleenity]

@maine_witch Absolutely vernal pools based on my history of doing a Lot of social and then needing to recharge for 3-4 business weeks.

[Sherrod Brown @SenSherrodBrown]

Here’s to 221 years of the best state in the union. Happy birthday, Ohio.

It’s almost time to begin Phase 2 ⬇️

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot
Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

[ganondaddy simp @colleenity]

I think leap day should be a world holiday a la the 30 rock episode

[ganondaddy simp @colleenity]

@maine_witch My 25th birthday was on a total solar eclipse day and u think it unlocked a new level of consciousness for me (my frontal lobe developed fully)

[ganondaddy simp @colleenity]

Really do miss yelling into the void tbh

Anyways I've decided I'm a writer now so I'm writing a book but my question is how do I deal with the crippling self doubt?? I go from being on top of the world to thinking everything I've ever written is shit garbage one day apart