Typical College Bro

Just your everyday Typical College Bro, tweeting what we're all thinking.
On your campus.
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[Typical College Bro @college_typical]

Two guys in one bathroom? That's frat. #typicalcollegebro

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condoms are for bananas. #typicalcollegebro @Thad_CastIe

[Typical College Bro @college_typical]

One is not Krunk without Rachel #typicalcollegebro

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Here's to the nights we'll never remember and the friends we'll never forget. 🍻 #typicalcollegebro

[Typical College Bro @college_typical]

Seems like a great day to binge watch #bluemountianstate

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Everybody knows the belly button is the door to the penis. #typicalcollegebro

[Typical College Bro @college_typical]

They should really have a @Netflix rehab center #typicalcollegebro

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If I had a nickel for every time someone told me to grow up I would have 42 cents #typicalcollegebro

[Typical College Bro @college_typical]

Pretending you don't want to go streaking. #typicalcollegebro

[Typical College Bro @college_typical]

Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow #typicalcollegebro

[Typical College Bro @college_typical]

Everyone share your typical college #broments! Don't forget to add #typicalcollegebro @college_typical

[Typical College Bro @college_typical]

The official attire of "you can't arrest me my dad's a lawyer." #typicalcollegebro

[Typical College Bro @college_typical]

College, where you do everything once #typicalcollegebro

[Typical College Bro @college_typical]

What all guys want to see
1. Boobs
2. Monkeys doing people things
3. Boobs
4. Endless beer
5. Boobs and beer
#typicalcollegebro

[Typical College Bro @college_typical]

Treating pizza rolls as a well balanced meal.

[Typical College Bro @college_typical]

What do you mean I still have to work out? I drink muscle milk. #typicalcollegebro

[Typical College Bro @college_typical]

How to be a badass. 1. Find a big as fuck dude. 2. Hit him in the face and run like hell. 3. Tell all your boys you won with one punch.

[Typical College Bro @college_typical]

Writing papers the morning they are due. #typicalcollegebro

[Typical College Bro @college_typical]

Showing all the other ultimate frisbee teams they ain't shit. #typicalcollegebro #ultimate

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

Woah! Easy, fellas. Maybe knock out a couple easy warmup missions to regular outer space first? “@NASA: We're sending humans to Mars!”