Jake Collie

46 years later.

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

@FixedAtLast Missus is totally devastated. He was her baby.

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

@FixedAtLast Thanks, appreciated

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

@GMLmusic Yeah, and when he had recovered last time, people saw a healthy dog and looked at me like I was crazy when I said he could have been put to sleep the week earlier.its a real headfuck. GF wanted to give ihim longer.

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

@notDcfcBoss His innocence brought out emotions that were sitting very deep . Hurts like hell and makes me feel guilty for not expressing grief in that same way when my mum died.

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

@GMLmusic Epilepsy. Just got worse. Very cruel as this time he was worse, but improved the odd day. He could have recovered and been well for a while, a week or a month or 6. Who knows? Horrible choice to have to make. Nasty condition in collies. Feel guilty as hell

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

This is the last tweet from Jake Collie. Just put him to sleep. Not even 3 years old.
Life is very cruel at times. He was a beautiful young dog. Sorry Jake. Love you. Just couldn’t see you suffer anymore.

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

@neilt76 Very poignant song for me. Emotions Still roe, even after all these years.

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

#AlwaysHaveAnExtra condom in your wallet so the other one doesn’t get lonely after 10 years

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

Collie occupants #putananimalinasong

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

Mamba number 5 #putananimalinasong

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

#AsDrunkSantaWouldSay so what if I didn’t wear any clothes this time? Sick of that fucking Coca Cola garbage suit. It itches like fuck.

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

Mouse of the rising sun #putananimalinasong

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

#AsDrunkSantaWouldSay youre not just naughty, you’re on my fuck off list. You greedy little shits!

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

Toucan’s in the fountain #putananimalinasong

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

You can leave your rat on #putananimalinasong

[Nope, It's Gone @Joust_A_Minute]

#putananimalinasong
Is This The Way To Armadillo?

[(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges]

Guardian: "Corbyn’s team believe Labour’s general election strategy of appealing to both leavers and remainers worked well and that spelling out a more specific position now would risk alienating key groups". Told you Remainers. He mugged you good and proper.

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

@thewritertype You’ll have to describe it to me as he mistook my wicked sense of humour . I only called him a cunt

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

@thewritertype The road to hell is paved with good intentions but the signage, lighting and overall driver experience are designed elsewhere.

[Jake Collie @collie_jake]

@thewritertype Don’t want to spoil it, but he dies in the end.