Collin Alpert

.NET developer at Schleupen. Check out my GitHub for side projects which I will definitely still get around to.

[Collin Alpert @collinalpert]

Are you a .NET developer who hates boilerplate code? Then please consider stopping by my GitHub and checking out my Source Generator library. Feedback is greatly appreciated. https://t.co/5wyqlpzdpo

[frankie @frankieats]

finally completed a very important task i’ve been avoiding for several months. it took 8 minutes and zero effort on my part and i felt immediate and immense relief. i probably won’t learn from this

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

My least controversial opinion is that Ikea should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a gjörfbunkle

[Collin Alpert @collinalpert]

@Dave_DotNet Have you heard of our lord and savior, 422 (Unprocessable Entity)?

[HOCHBAHN @hochbahn]

Eine Haltestelle, an der nie ein Bus halten wird? So eine „Phantom-Haltestelle“ haben wir jetzt im Garten einer Demenz-WG in Altona aufgestellt. Für die Bewohnerinnen und Bewohner ist sie gerade deshalb Gold wert. Ein Thread fürs ♥️ … 1/3

[trash @trashh_dev]

everytime someone says the word proxy i just assume they’re a god damn genius

[E L H O T Z O @elhotzo]

Tagesablauf aller Nachbarn über denen ich jemals gewohnt habe

[Edward Kmett @kmett]

A coworker and I were talking about the proper way to kill children in a food court once, in the wake of 9/11, and had mall security called on us.

The ensuing awkward explanation of unix process terminology with a jittery mall-cop has lived rent-free in my head ever since.

[Collin Alpert @collinalpert]

@SimonCropp @shanselman @mairacw Gotta make that insomnia work for you.

[Collin Alpert @collinalpert]

@mrc_rmn @Hetzner_Online 👏🏼

[Collin Alpert @collinalpert]

@tagir_valeev @VasiliyZukanov @lukaseder You lie!

[Collin Alpert @collinalpert]

@lukaseder This meeting could have been a fistfight.

[NoLogsNoCrime @NoLogsNoCrime]

Wife: what do you know about mail chimp?

Me: I believe it’s a distant cousin to the survey monkey

Wife: ….

[Collin Alpert @collinalpert]

@NoLogsNoCrime This is so bad that I love it.

[Collin Alpert @collinalpert]

@firstdrafthell Followed for pretty console tweets, stayed for profound life advice.

[Collin Alpert @collinalpert]

@firstdrafthell What's up with you lately, dropping all of these absolute bangers?

[Collin Alpert @collinalpert]

@JLarky You misspelled Azure.

[gabsmashh @gabsmashh]

you're in his dms but i'm in his s3 bucket because he doesn't understand ACLs

[Collin Alpert @collinalpert]

@kelseyhightower I'm intrigued as to why you would choose Xcode if it was up to you. What makes it stand out in comparison to other IDEs, for example the JetBrains ones or even Visual Studio?

[Collin Alpert @collinalpert]

@markrendle Be honest, nobody actually knows…