Collin Chlarson

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@ThatEricAlper Veep.

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@AngryMariners “That’s baseball.” Yeah, it is when you suck.

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@paleonormie Yep, I took pictures of my thermostat and Gemini told me what to do exactly to lower the temperature below European levels.

Last year, I would have called a tech and spent $500.

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@ThatEricAlper I’ve been ditched at one before.

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@LurkAtHomeMom I’m just impressed that they must have the strongest union in the world.

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@Srirachachau Simpsons T-shirts were banned at my middle school.

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@AngryMariners I have carpal tunnel from tipping my cap so much.

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@bethanyshondark @chrisbrunet I honestly don’t see how mixed faith people make it.

I know one Mormon who said it wasn’t a big deal that her husband wasn’t because it was like him liking hockey and her not.

Seems a bit more important than that.

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@SahilMariners @RefuseToLosePod Our you have Simpson take the 6th and then you still have Bazardo if Rucker gets into trouble.

Bottom line, a manager's job is to manage the resources he has effectively and that didn't happen today.

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@ErishaAnn There are very few things Harrison Ford wouldn’t look good in.

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@mvpnjigba @JulioIsKing44 We would also be the defending AL champs.

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@MarinerMuse Season felt cursed to me after the Jo Adell. Hopefully, I’m wrong.

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@ArchdukeCollins And he never ever learns.

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@MarinerMuse Game 7 taught him nothing. It’s incredible.

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@Filmfanatics__ Veep clears most of those shows.

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@mariners5757 @marinersfan85 @RefuseToLosePod Yes, I make the Mariners play bad. I told Cal to suck this year.

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@marinersfan85 @RefuseToLosePod Yes, I’m sure the Mariners would be up by 10 games if only Divish and Drayer had asked ruder questions the M’s wouldn’t have answered anyway.

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@IISwitchII It’s the curse of the Etsy Witch. In fairy tales, when you make a deal like that there’s always a hidden price.

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@JeffBiesinger I sneak off for a Maverik steak breakfast burrito every couple of weeks. One of the top breakfast burritos of all time.