collinkorab

I'm a human, raised by humans

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case an intruder wants to hang a slider and get taken 450 dead center

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?”

“Brother, not even close.”

[collinkorab @collinkorab]

@BruceMiles2112 Unc

[🎃Homer’s Treehouse of Horror Best Bits 🎃 @HomersBestBits]

Treehouse Of Horror III

[Jim Cook @JCook32]

Quick personal note:

The past 7 months have been great and I wouldn't have traded them for anything. When I was down, it picked me up. When I was cold, it warmed me up. It was, and still is, a friend, confidant and lover. To you, Hot Coffee, thank you.

It's Iced Coffee Season.

[collinkorab @collinkorab]

@BruceMiles2112 Love this for the family!

[Jim Cook @JCook32]

This is the most important thing you need to watch all month, possibly all year.

Also, have to subjectively say my record in Tavern Style is 1-0

[🎃Homer’s Treehouse of Horror Best Bits 🎃 @HomersBestBits]

Season 5 Episode 2

[The Lord of Leisure @LeisureGod69]

Me and my wife’s best friend’s husband

[collinkorab @collinkorab]

@Crewsett Gross

[horse massacre @torqpenderloin]

Craig Counsell checking notes after another loss to the Cubs

[collinkorab @collinkorab]

@JCook32

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

Thank you & best of luck, Marko!

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Her sister was a witch right? And what was her sister? A princess, the wicked witch of the east bro. You're gonna look at me and you're gonna tell me that I'm wrong? Am I wrong?

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

#OnThisDay #OTD April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when "22 Short Films About Springfield" first aired on Fox. @thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams

[collinkorab @collinkorab]

@cjzero https://t.co/yfjYoYQo1c

Yogi!

[I’m named after El Debarge @okabdidbd]

At the end of the day, Tony Yayo is the cause of all of this LMAO

[Gerald Alexander @GAlexander21]

Mans got up like it’s 2nd & 8