Collo Martial

manchester united fan

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Strong foundation kabla tuingie mjengo

[Eric @amerix]

Yote tisa, ya kumi ni hii,

Doh za bibi yako ni kama pesa ya Zimbabwe,

We unajua iko, but haujawahi ona, hautawahi guza, unaskia iko, haujui ina nunua nini, na ni nani anapewa.

Kitu unaeza ona tu, ni WhatsApp status.

But, doh zako ni kama dola, kila mtu anataka.

Jipange.

[Collo Martial @Collinsmartia]

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[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".

[Collo Martial @Collinsmartia]

@fallyipupa01 Am now a millionaire. What a great feeling it is.

[The Football Writers' Association @theofficialfwa]

Congratulations to @B_Fernandes8 for being voted the Footballer of the Year. The @ManUtd captain garnered 45 per cent of votes, 28 ahead of runner-up Declan Rice, while Erling Haaland was third. He is the first United player to win our award since Wayne Rooney in 2010 #FOTY2026
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[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Naingia mtandaoni napata ndio Mnamalisa boss yangu juu ya kutingisa kiuno ngumu kama mayai ya ostritch. Please please nawaomba mngoje tulipwe kwanza. School fees ni monday. Thanks

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Why do you always photoshop me out? That’s the real question. Hua unaogopa nini madam?

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Keensight Wamefanya kazi safi sana!! Give them all Your monies! Fencing na Surveillance!

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Hey @evenmaina umeandikiwa shairi leo? Red juu Mars days are passionate and fiery😉@polo_kimanii

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

@SomoinaKapeen @polo_kimanii Mbona hukupost hii?

[Bro From Siaya @_Sakko]

Mkinirogea huyu mnanitoa mboka forever ever wolahi . Cheki vile kananipendekeko 😂😂😂🤣.
Half Ukrainian half Mozambique. Lakini kinapolea Ohio

[Collo Martial @Collinsmartia]

Watch Bayern München vs Real Madrid live stream - Footy100 https://t.co/qd9Nly7Nfb

[Abdulahi Adan @AbdulahiAdan10]

Kenyans are a special breed

Good morning

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Boda riders have adapted to storytelling in the wind by turning their head slightly towards you. Like bro ni kweli hii serikali ni mbaya sana na mabibi wanasumbua but geuza kichwa tafadhali tutaanguka.

[𝗥𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲༒ @RichieHub_]

Amueni kitu moja. At least pick a good fight emotional retards. Mnacancel Obinna juu amefanya nini? 😂

[SirJester @JesterSirr]

Lol, oh girl please don't go down that path. You have no idea the kind of women I date, and trust me, you're nowhere close. And funny enough, I think we've met, back seat of my friend's car, NHC Langata… ring a bell? Yes,small world.

[Prime Minister of Israel @IsraeliPM]

Prime Minister’s Office:

Israel supports President Trump's decision to suspend strikes against Iran for two weeks subject to Iran immediately opening the straits and stopping all attacks on the US, Israel and countries in the region.

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

Tribalists and opportunists have switched the Oga Obinna thing to a Luo vs. Kikuyu thing. That's extremely wrong. I don't understand why everytime some people feel defeated in arguments they regroup to either Nyanza or Mt. Kenya set ups. Wenzangu, will we ever overcome tribalism?