Collin Varetoni

Phoenix | 28 |

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Just wanna point out that marking today, we are closer than we ever have been before to Christmas so far this year

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The way I expected this shit to hold my body weight

[Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool]

I ran out of silly string in like 6 hours

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Target hit. #StrangerThings5

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@MikeBrannonX @chrisdmowrey You don’t read and it shows

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Twitter algorithm crazy putting these two tweets right next to each other on my feed

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The four horsemen of ceo-pocalypse

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You know you’ve grown up when you look forward to watching @LastWeekTonight every Sunday. Or maybe just depressed.

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@ATLBeerBrewer @TriciaTNK @politvidchannel You really think your tweet is being taken seriously, beer brewer?

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This movie could potentially be the next guardians of the galaxy

[Phase Hero @PhaseHero]

New Thunderbolts* teaser just dropped!

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@nocontextnvncbl The more I watch this show the more I wish we could get TWD as an animated series…AMC needs to let it happen

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You mean to tell me he could’ve just sold his home but instead he got into cooking meth?? Smh

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Walter White’s house is now up for sale for $4 million

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@michaeljknowles Your rental suit is gonna be too much for you to afford here with those tariffs

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@ConservativeOG A very uncomfortable looking family

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@gunz1974 @SaintLaurant @RpsAgainstTrump No more than you.

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@captivedreamer7 @RpsAgainstTrump You’re dumb

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@Jolo997 @JoJoFromJerz People go to church on Wednesday and Sundays yet it still isn’t creating better citizens. It just gives you all a sense of relief to “repent”. Doesn’t change someone did a shitty thing. Oh and Trump did rape and by discounting that you’re valuing a rapist, repent that.

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I’ve taken inspiration from what soda pop said to ponyboy in the outsiders and made it my header everyone

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Boys it’s no longer “would you love me if I was a worm” it’s “if I’m on my death bed would you tell me all your 11:11 wishes”

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*me not knowing much of Usher’s music*: “im just saying, I really felt old when I only knew like 3 of those songs…”
My girlfriend: “no, what made you sound old is when you asked if Alicia Keys and Usher were ‘an item’

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours