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#BigBlue #LGM #NewYorkForever🏆

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[KackisHD @RickKackis]

Destiny 2 fans seeing everyone freaking out at SONY for making a dumbass decision:

[heck @Hecktrope]

"it is important for live-service games to reach a wider audience"
- kills destiny 2
- ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

@stoolpresidente 🧡💙😎🌴

[Dredgen Sale 🔜 Maybe? PAX West ⬛️⬜️🟪 @destiny_thememe]

Oh so you guys CAN talk about final updates huh

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

- Knicks NBA Champions
- Odell Beckham Jr. back on the Giants
- MetLife hosting World Cup Final

New York sports fans:

[Datto @DattosDestiny]

HOLY FUCK KNICKS I LOVE YOU THATS MY GAMBIT TEAMMATE RIGHT THERE @joshhart LETS FUCKING GO

[Fireside Knicks @FiresideKnicks]

Job finished.

[nba paint @nba_paint]

1A.

[el Jefé @JefePil]

oh damn KAT did get a hand on it

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

real life footage from @TheGarden tonight 🎥

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Divide @DivideGaming21]

No lol. I'll be playing Destiny 2

[Orion02 @DominantCub72]

That motherfucker could say “ Pre Order Destiny 3: Available September 2029” and I’d immediately buy the collectors edition

[The Destiny Show @thedestinyshow]

I DON’T WANT MARATHON
I WANT DESTINY
I DON’T WANT MARATHON
I WANT DESTINY
I DON’T WANT MARATHON
I WANT DESTINY
I DON’T WANT MARATHON
I WANT DESTINY
I DON’T WANT MARATHON
I WANT DESTINY
I DON’T WANT MARATHON
I WANT DESTINY
I DON’T WANT MARATHON
I WANT DESTINY

[Datto @DattosDestiny]

everyone better than brunson until it's time to be better than brunson LETS FUCKIN GO NY

[Marshall Green @MarshallGreen_]

🚨 Giants 2026 NFL Draft LIVE - Presented by @PrizePicks

The Giants have the #5 & #10 pick in Round 1 tonight... Who will they pick?

Join @AConnellSports and me as we'll cover every pick and trade!

WATCH: https://t.co/a0PHTpha2e

Live at 5:30, Draft starts at 7! @ChatSports

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.

[Midtown Mike @lostTobobbyflay]

rings matter for qbs until its time to talk about eli's rings. which is funny when you consider he had the 2 hardest paths to a super bowl and one of them he did it with the 31st ranked oline, 32nd ranked run game and 27th ranked defense. most underrated qb to ever exist