Lincoln Collins

Software engineer || Medical laboratory scientist || Manchester City fan🩵 || Explorer

[Mr Charles (Remote Jobs) @MrCharlesky]

Bro to Bro

1. Quit porn
2. Replace your worn-out boxers
3. Get a haircut every 2 weeks
4. Shower twice daily
5. Own a few quality polos and button-down shirts
6. Have at least 5 pairs of footwear for different occasions
7. Own at least 2 good perfumes, if you can afford it, invest in 1 quality designer fragrance
8. Use a roll-on deodorant (not antiperspirant)
9. Drink a glass of water first thing in the morning and do a few push-ups
10. Brush your teeth twice a day and clean your tongue before retiring for the day
11. Use the restroom before leaving the house
12. Dress well no matter where you’re going
13. Above all, love God

[Manchester City @ManCity]

On this day ten years ago, we announced Pep Guardiola as our manager…

The rest is history 🩵🙌

[MR_DOLLARFCB 🇪🇸🇦🇷 @Mujaheedsiraj]

@FabrizioRomano I’M BACK I’M BACK 😂😂😂

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

KNEC launches digital platform for KCSE & KCPE candidates to download certificates online

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

When it comes to getting things done, you basically have three options:
1. Knowing a guy;
2. Knowing a guy who knows a guy; or
3. Being the guy.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

For those Imposters among us who claim to be members of the Kenya peasants Association Group KPAG,kindly note that these are our Qualifications. For you to be a KPAG member,you must:

1. Not have more than 3 pairs of shoes,slippers included

2. Must be living near a church

3. Your door must be metal

4. You must have never touched more than 150k in your life

5. Must eat ugali atleast 5 times a week

6. Must have never used expressway

7. Must have never entered JKIA

8. Must not have a TV bigger than 32’ inches

9. Must not pay rent above 14 sausand

10. Must have atleast two failed suicide attempts

If you dont have atleast seven of these traits,kindly know that you are not one of us walalahois.

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Major cheat code for life: Become difficult to rush. The world will pressure you to rush into everything. Rushed decisions. Rushed conversations. Rushed relationships. Rushed timelines. There's immense power in rejecting that trend. Slow down. Create space to think clearly.

[Eric @amerix]

Human beings are the sickest species of animals because they discarded their anthropological holism (natural behaviour)

- Fasting

- Eating meat & salt

- Squatting when pooping

- Sleeping on the floor

- Walking barefoot

- Sunning 🔆

Go back to default.

#BetterTogether

[Brian @_Briankorir]

Please buy lunch for those students on attachment in your offices.

[Lincoln Collins @collyns_codes]

@boardyai @andrewdsouza building at the intersection of healthtech and software, looking for volunteer dev projects and startup collab. would love in on Boardy Pro

[Wofaase👿 @wofaase_]

When a developer meets a hacker 😭😂

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

His calmness and strategy should be studied 😂

90+ mins winner

[Eric @amerix]

Discipline is paramount.

Don't tolerate indiscipline.

Don't accommodate people who lack discipline. They will drag your life into a pit.

If someone lacks discipline, he is also disrespectful, not just to himself, but to you.

[Eric @amerix]

"Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, it can achieve."

— Napoleon Hill.

Belief is not a magic wand, belief is a contract.

The mind signs it, and then the body, then the schedule, and then the mouth begins to honour it.

YES, YOU CAN.

Believe it.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Keep working,

You are a WARRIOR,

Your children may never see the storms you fought, but they will live under the shelter you built.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Life is now so serious. Money hits your account and instead of celebrating, you’re calculating which problem to tackle first.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

There's nothing wrong with your CV, people are just hiring their friends and families. People have connections and you don't.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

This earth is hard.🥲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[T/R Football @Trfootballx]

🚨 The only two coaches who have won Trebles with 2 different teams.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

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Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️