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[collyn @collynuk]

@Quodvox5 @QcWynter They have got rid of reasonable doubt. Nowadays it's "are you sure?" As this means a lot of different things to different people, I'm surprised anyone is found guilty anymore.

[collyn @collynuk]

You were supposed to deliver my rental car to me this morning. No-one tuned up. On calling your branch you said I'd be collected between 4 and 6pm
At 6.55pm, I’m still waiting. I tried calling your office but it's now closed. What's going on? @Enterprise

[collyn @collynuk]

@QcWynter Nice drafting Colin. Looks like this Bill could be even shorter than The Island of Rockall Act, 19829'

[collyn @collynuk]

@URCOfficial @PremSportsTV Hey @URCOfficial this is the normal subscription price for Premier Sports. Nothing Black Friday or special about it at all!

[collyn @collynuk]

@GitGrumpygit I'm recommending to the flat owners I know on the Brighton seafront to graffiti their buildings. It'll be a damn sight cheaper than the 5 yearly repaint they have to do, and the Council will have to comply with the requirements of their own planning dept.

[collyn @collynuk]

@InfantryPilot This may have been the -3 i was on 2 weeks ago!

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@QcWynter My children are mixed race. Whenever I have to tick a box on a form which asks my ethnicity, I decline to answer, as I refuse to give information which a future tyrant could use to put me on one side of the barbed wire, and them on the other.

[collyn @collynuk]

@QcWynter @HennieInglis I once worked for a British bank in the Philippines. The regulators asked them to produce their original certificate of incorporation. They replied that it had been in the safe when the Japanese invaded in 1941, but when they returned in 1945 it wasn't there anymore.

[collyn @collynuk]

@ibexpress_help Hi. Our suitcase was broken on one of your flights. Your website forms don't complete for me to claim a replacement. I have a PIR number. Can you help?

[collyn @collynuk]

@joanhaigbooks "Ah yes. Unlike prisoners and school children, I came to this event voluntarily"

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@edwinhayward When you think of it, it's the closest the world will get to a functioning communist society

[collyn @collynuk]

@thetrainline I wanted to take advantage of this to visit family. However, in the weekends of 10-11 & 17-18 Feb the East Coast main line is closed from King's Cross, making a 2 hour journey into 4.5 hours plus. Completely misleading 'offer'. Having arranged the dates, I'm now driving

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@Grouse_Beater @fatzdomingo @RalphB_R Thanks for blocking me, as it stops me from viewing your clear and thoughtful discourse.

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@Grouse_Beater @fatzdomingo @RalphB_R You seem imbued with the characteristic arrogance of the SNP, who can tell me what I think and feel, through reading the dozen or so posts I've made on twitter.

[collyn @collynuk]

@SangitaMyska If you want to average cleverness, to one factor in private v. State, private will probably be higher because of parental support of their kids education. This is not to say that all private kids are more clever than all state kids.

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@andrewtug @RichardJMurphy No. You're assuming that there are no differences in efficiency between the two. Also, performing a service with employees in the public sector creates future liabilities, whereas doing it in the private sector is for a one off fee.

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@SanMiguelWorld I'm entering your Ibiza competition. However, I'm old, and to enter my month of birth I have to tab over 750 times to get to the correct month. At my age such effort is exhausting. How about sending me a prize as reward for my persistence?

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@ThebansRugby I agree that rugby will always be for all. But if I self identify as under 12, does that mean I can play with the under 12s at my local club?

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@conor_matchett And as has been previously said, it's not as though a student can go to an English University to study Scots Law.