Colin MacLean

Tries hard.
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@WIYElondon Does David still have nightmares about being roughed up by a gang of Marillion nerds on OGWT? https://t.co/Yq0sDNMFi1

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@TheB1M Contrary to Fred’s comment, the MetLife building isn’t exactly permanent as it was previously the very famous PanAm building with a helipad on top.

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@offtheballbbc I can still hear your drivel from Berlin, Germany. What am I doing wrong?

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@offtheballbbc Ayrshire Boys Are Swarmin’ by Nyah Fearties. Song title taken from the commentator’s spiel at the Killie v Eintracht Frankfurt 5-1 game as the crowd took to the pitch.

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@offtheballbbc A genie was when you set fire to a full box of matches. WOOF! As Archie would say.

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@memorialdevice My regular post-swim drink was a raspberry Slush Puppy (Magnum, Irvine).

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@TicketmasterUK @oasis #oasis #ticketmaster #ticketbastard

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@offtheballbbc As Jack’s on the show I’ll have to pick one of McGlashan’s from Absolutely. England still get the easy draw these days! https://t.co/YUvA0gIjIe

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@offtheballbbc As usual Tam is hopelessly wrong. The “Mehico” incident happened on the BBC’s “Going For Gold” which featured contestants from all over continental Europe both speaking better English than us and having to understand Irish motormouth Henry Kelly.

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@WingsScotland Changed days

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@scotlandscoeff1 Looks like the back end isn’t talking to the browser. Must be a surprising number of accesses for some unexpected reason. 😂

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@DarthPutinKGB Reminds me of the old joke: Why do the Russians launch their rockets into space? Because it’s the only thing they can hit.

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@offtheballbbc I’m Going To Spain by The Fall.

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@TFTimeMachine From Germany, the original Dickmann. Basically a poor man’s Tunnocks Teacake.

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@offtheballbbc I nominate Stuart & Tam in relation to the infamous occasion when both contestants settled on the same word and the second to declare announced “you’ve got a pair of wankers here.”

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@verysimple @stuartglossop @daringfireball Exactly. Using the native app is like reading a novel without using a bookmark and working out where you last stopped by skimming in reverse from the last page until you find something you recognise!

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@TFTimeMachine TTFN is an abbreviation but not an acronym as acronyms have to be a pronounceable word (i.e. FUBAR). #lampard