Colman

[Colman @colman_h]

Hello? Which end do I talk into?

[Colman @colman_h]

@StansaidAirport He let Dougal do a funeral.

[Colman @colman_h]

@fesshole Love is the best drug

[Colman @colman_h]

@anon_opin The elderly get what they vote for.

[Colman @colman_h]

@TheEconomist Something in return...

Give him a cheeseburger or something.

He's cheap.

[Colman @colman_h]

@anon_opin Depends on which prison.

[Colman @colman_h]

@anon_opin This sounds like a threat.

[Colman @colman_h]

@fesshole She didn't find out about your affair with me, did she?

[Colman @colman_h]

@fesshole Chopsticks are preferable for eating chicken wings.

https://t.co/f4HE6sazVi

[Colman @colman_h]

@dank_ackroyd Before him, people ate with chopsticks.
Invented by Chopin.

[Colman @colman_h]

@rtenews They'll be turning down planning applications for the next 5 years.

That's what they do.

[Colman @colman_h]

@YPLAC A rare 10 for me. The tree one was a lucky guess

[Colman @colman_h]

@anon_opin They're not gonna sleep with you, dude.

[Colman @colman_h]

@fesshole

[Colman @colman_h]

@buitengebieden Yet another meeting which should have been an email.

[Colman @colman_h]

@TheIdiotTax Tasmania has changed.

A woman in the driving seat!

[Colman @colman_h]

@davidmbarnett Can you think of a better way to scratch that itch.

[Colman @colman_h]

@qikipedia

[Colman @colman_h]

@KamalaHarris Say this on Fox news.

A lot.

[Colman @colman_h]

@anon_opin Make them play in their pants.

Like at school.

[Colman @colman_h]

@fesshole We clapped for you for a few nights in a row in 2020 cos that bimbo haystack wanted us to. Instead of a pay rise.

So you owe us.

Euthanize a few tories and we're even...