Colonel Colt

I would be a stand up comedian if it wasn’t such a cry for help... Murray State Alum | Kentucky Colonel

[Connor Ewing @ConnorMEwing]

I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

You grand theft oughta go to the polls today

[Mary Peltola @MaryPeltola]

(Congress)man’s best friend 🐾

[Colonel Colt @colonel_colton]

Trump at the next debate:

[Colonel Colt @colonel_colton]

I think about this once a day

[Colonel Colt @colonel_colton]

Woah bro! Just go listen to pandora for a few hours and cool off

[Colonel Colt @colonel_colton]

If Biden wants to win — he must sign an executive order to put street cars back in downtown Louisville.

It’s what the people want.

[Colonel Colt @colonel_colton]

People can sing every line of ‘not like us’…

but can’t sing a single line of ‘the preamble to the constitution’…

Sad.

[Colonel Colt @colonel_colton]

@CarterNotCarl Rest in peace to all the tows at the bottom of those lakes tho

[Smarkreilly🚶‍♂️🚴‍♂️🚍🚉🌴 @smarkreilly]

A casual reminder that Louisville used to have an interurban railway that ran all the way to Shelbyville and through leafy green streets, and then we just got rid of it.

[Colonel Colt @colonel_colton]

@andrwfhenderson …you mean like the tracks that are still buried under fourth street?

The last streetcar in Louisville ran on derby day 1948 running people back and forth: from downtown to the track…

@LouisvilleMayor we are coming up on 80years… do something about this coward.

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

Mike!!!! My God

[Colonel Colt @colonel_colton]

RUSSIAN REBELS EXPLAINED TO USA (easy comparison):

it’s basically as if Gordon Ramsey was besties with Biden and also owns a private army…

So imagine ~
He just seized Baltimore…
And he is looking at DC with a hunger in his eyes…

[Sean Willis 🚲 🚌 @allhopeissean]

crying, throwing up

[Alex Rubinstein @RealAlexRubi]

The United States Institute of Peace - a think tank funded by the United States government - says that the eradication of poppy cultivation in Afghanistan, which fuels the majority of the world's heroin, is bad, actually... https://t.co/zxHyTe1aCT

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

and to think, we used to say freedom fries

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Isn’t it wild people literally think car storage is better for business than this?

[Mary Peltola @MaryPeltola]

If this photo exists for any reason, it’s definitely for days like these!

#MayThe4thBeWithYou