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Highly Sought-After Dinner Guest.
Pawnee Goddess.
Got diamonds on the soles of my shoes.
6th Grade Spelling Bee Runner Up.
Niche Excitement Specialist.

[KLink @colonel_link]

Is there some kind of extension that I can add that automatically likes and retweets @KevinMKruse so I don’t need to do it manually? Tell the new guy I’d maybe pay, say, 8 bucks for that.

[KLink @colonel_link]

@alexsteed 21 Pilots Scaled and Icy

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

Although we're all making fun of DeSantis's humiliation, we shouldn't forget that his anti-vax crusade — in service of his doomed run — probably killed thousands of people

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Unless it involves giving welfare money to Brett Favre to build sports facilities.

[KLink @colonel_link]

@kkdumez Good for Dordt.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Trump lost:
—The popular vote by 7 million
—60 court cases
—In GOP-controlled states
—Before judges he appointed
—At the Supreme Court
—Recount after recount, in state after state

Yet he still doesn’t understand the basic truth: you can’t love your country ONLY when you win.

[KLink @colonel_link]

@loveislandgames did not play test these competitions- why are they out there after the sun has set?

[DoneHat @Popehat]

There are about fifty reasons your petulant flounce is nonsense, you emotionally spavined freak, but let’s start with the first clause of the first sentence: it’s 2023 and you e-file complaints now. You don‘t have to wait for the courthouse to be open. You utter twat.

[KLink @colonel_link]

@alexsteed The weirdest thing was Tonic played right before them, and they sounded perfect.

[KLink @colonel_link]

@alexsteed I saw Everclear last year. They sounded terrible for 2/3 of the set- not sure what to attribute it to. Untuned guitars? Lack of sound check? The passage of time?

[KLink @colonel_link]

@paul_dalen My parents’ HOA, but that’s less public

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

Can’t believe the creators of the monster have lost control of the monster, is there any precedent for this in books or film

[KLink @colonel_link]

@mcmansionhell This is the one and only thing that makes me want to go to Vegas

[KLink @colonel_link]

@SFShag @rgay Was going to type these exact words

[KLink @colonel_link]

@morninggloria Yeah, you didn’t need me to back you up- sorry!

[KLink @colonel_link]

@morninggloria Stock prices are every bit as belief based as astrology

[KLink @colonel_link]

@KevinMKruse I always tell students that the more words in the country’s name, the lower the chance of any of them are true

[KLink @colonel_link]

@jduffyrice @zakcheneyrice I’m guessing it was more like “It’s perfectly obvious that the purpose of these benches is conversation.”

[KLink @colonel_link]

@KevinMKruse H:LOTS forever

[KLink @colonel_link]

@rudepundit I’d throw a vote Katie Porter’s way too

[KLink @colonel_link]

@JasonKander @immaculategrid My husband is obsessed with this game. He asked me for help with a Cubs-Dodgers player, and I said “the guy with the nice hair who became an announcer?” He knew I meant Eric Karros bc we’ve been married long enough to solve each other’s inadvertent riddles.