John Delaney's Barrister

The inane ramblings of a fiend. Man Utd, Dundalk FC, Ireland, Niners. Marketing, Multimedia, Music. Not in that order. We can't stop here, this is bat country.

[John Delaney's Barrister @colonelwest]

Right fuckos, I've finally bit the bullet & set up a 🦋 account.

Same handle as on this dumpster fire of a kip, if any of you reprobates would like to join my cult over on t'other place.

Rest assured, as an OG shitposter, I shall be remaining on this sinking ship until the end.

[John Delaney's Barrister @colonelwest]

@chippie1974 Giovagnoli back to the town would be hilarious

[John Delaney's Barrister @colonelwest]

Hunter Biden shitposting his way to breaking the M*GA cult grip one reply at a time has been a welcome delight. Like Twitter back in the good old days, delivering some top tier self owns and zingers.

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

I hadn't seen this edit before and it's making me cry laugh

[John Delaney's Barrister @colonelwest]

@joehas You'd get some day rate off them now to step back in!😅

[John Delaney's Barrister @colonelwest]

The meeting of the millionaires

[Bohemian Football Club @bfcdublin]

🏆 Bohemians have been drawn away to Cork side Ringmahon Rangers in the second round of the Club Orange Men's FAI Cup.

🗓️ Tie to be played weekend of July 17/18/19.

❤️🖤 The draw was made by Bohemians legend Tony 'Toccy' O'Connor, who scored the winner in the FAI Cup final against Longford Town 25 years ago.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Millennials version of the Backrooms

[John Delaney's Barrister @colonelwest]

That is one hungry, hungry, hippo.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

The bite of the Baby Hippo, despite having zero attack power, is very cute.

[Lynn Boylan 🍷📖🐾 @LNBDublin]

Documents obtained by the Sinn Féin MEP for Dublin, under Freedom of Information (FOI) reveal that the Terms of Reference for the €100,000 report were heavily skewed to produce a predetermined outcome in favour of data centres.
https://t.co/vL4VC7iV71

[Frances Black @frances_black]

On Wednesday in Order of Business, I spoke about my disappointment on the government’s announcement on the Occupied Territories Bill. What has been proposed is a partial ban, a ban on the import of physical goods from illegal Israeli settlements. The dates and olives grown on stolen Palestinian farmland, but it deliberately excludes trade in services. The tech companies, the tourism platforms, the digital and IT firms that also sustain those settlements are being let off the hook entirely. This is a significant and deeply disappointing walkback, and it would fundamentally undermine the impact of the legislation.

[Neil O'Riordan @noriordan]

Breaking: A lot happening around this but I understand the FAI board will meet Tuesday with a single item on the agenda - moving the game against Israel on October 4 out of Dublin to a neutral venue.

[RTÉ Sport @RTEsport]

‘Action is surely required’ - Richie Sadlier and Stephen Kelly react to Irish fans' tennis ball protest at Israel games

[John Delaney's Barrister @colonelwest]

As always the questions in recent years that it seems Irish journos can't ask, where's the funding coming from, how and why? Best of luck to Lily ofc.

[Athlone Town AFC @AthloneTownAFC]

Athlone Town AFC are delighted to confirm the appointment of Lily Agg as Head Coach of the Women’s First Team on a long-term agreement.

Full statement: https://t.co/qAnIqEJ1e6

[John Delaney's Barrister @colonelwest]

It's what they would have wanted

[Joseph Gellman @joseph_gellman]

The British Union of Fascists building in Durham is now a Pizza King kebab shop

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

One from the archives.

"I guess it's because Satan was unavailable"

[Irish Embassy Israel @EmbassyTLV]

📣משרה פנויה בשגרירות אירלנד בתל אביב 📣
שגרירות אירלנד מחפשת עוזר/ת אישי/ת לשגרירה.
התפקיד כולל ניהול יומן, תיאום לוגיסטיקה דיפלומטית והפקת אירועים.

דדליין להגשה: 10 ביוני 2026
פרטים וטפסים - בתגובה👇

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Shout out to James Cameron for understanding decades in advance that one of the great villains of our time would have the exact aura of Paul Reiser in Aliens. This psycho is just real life Carter Burke.

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

no one could have foreseen that the butlerian jihad will be catholic

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

no one could have foreseen that the butlerian jihad will be catholic

[Adrian Kavanagh @AdrianKavanagh]

Great stuff from the Galway Advertiser live coverage of the Galway West election count 😂 @galwayad

https://t.co/qLtjKo9TP7 - Galway West Count Centre - LIVE BLOG