Colonel Whitlock

[Colonel Whitlock @colonelwhitlock]

@DanBFox1287 This aged like milk. Daniel

[Colonel Whitlock @colonelwhitlock]

@TolleEnthusiast Fair but two catches to save the game

[Colonel Whitlock @colonelwhitlock]

@TolleEnthusiast Brings a tear to the eye

[Colonel Whitlock @colonelwhitlock]

Just gonna mark this one as a loss

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Red Sox 4/29

R. Anthony LF
W. Contreras 1B
W. Abreu RF
C. Rafaela CF
T. Story SS
A. Monasterio DH
C. Wong C
I. Kiner-Falefa 2B
C. Durbin 3B

B. Bello SP

[Alex @ac13alex]

Boston, we will miss you.
Gracias for making us part of you. #RedSoxNation, you are the ❤️ of that team, keep believing, you really care and that’s what pushes everyone in the @RedSox to give it all day in and day out.
With respect and love
AC

[Colonel Whitlock @colonelwhitlock]

Fire yourself you fucking prick

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Red Sox owner John Henry: “If I could find the person responsible for putting together years of losing teams, I’d fire him right now”

[Colonel Whitlock @colonelwhitlock]

Three things in life are certain: death, taxes, and Greg Weissert blowing a Payton Tolle start

[Colonel Whitlock @colonelwhitlock]

@BaseballWRLD_ Mackenzie gore

[Colonel Whitlock @colonelwhitlock]

Connelly earlys least favorite human, Greg Weissert

[Colonel Whitlock @colonelwhitlock]

One certain four letter word

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

Roman Anthony is the 14th 21 year-old ever to reach base 4 times on Opening Day.

9 of the first 13 are in the Hall of Fame.

Unreal stat from @alexspeier.

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Just 2 guys with multi-hit games on their first Opening Day.

[Colonel Whitlock @colonelwhitlock]

Come outside you fuckin rat

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Fire us up, Beast 🗣️

[Colonel Whitlock @colonelwhitlock]

@RangersFanCave @TJStats Yeah I agree, I’d prob have them at 4 as well

[Colonel Whitlock @colonelwhitlock]

Ah yes, the 2026 Yankees very complete. Especially that bullpen!

[Marty Mush @martymush]

It's finally baseball season. This is the most complete Yankees Team we have had in the last 10 years. It's World Series or Bust

[Colonel Whitlock @colonelwhitlock]

War is over

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Connelly Early will start Game 3 of the season against the Reds, per @bradfo.

Johan Oviedo will start the season working out of the bullpen.

[Colonel Whitlock @colonelwhitlock]

@BrightSideSox Great take here Mike

[Colonel Whitlock @colonelwhitlock]

War is over

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Cora: Marcelo Mayer will be Red Sox starting 2B.

[Colonel Whitlock @colonelwhitlock]

@Streetpass3 @bonballers And gets thrown out from right field

[Colonel Whitlock @colonelwhitlock]

Sure did, especially when you struck out to the goat Whitlock himself

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Juan Soto after losing to Team USA in the WBC, via @JeffPassan:

"We showed the world who's the best team in baseball. That's all I got to say."