TED Talks

sneezin’ and wheezin’

[TED Talks @colored_tv]

Ain’t nothin a root beer float can’t fix

[TED Talks @colored_tv]

Never been more excited for a Cardinals Panthers TNF matchup in my life

[TED Talks @colored_tv]

Dreaming about Johnny Manziel playing in the CFP era

[TED Talks @colored_tv]

How the fuck do you spell shurades

[TED Talks @colored_tv]

My dad is an intriguing individual in the fact that he just bought a $60K truck for no fcking reason with no need for any of its capabilities but still uses Spotify with ads

[Teddy Beersevelt @teddybeersevelt]

One could say I had some thoughts

[TED Talks @colored_tv]

@breakfastfan101 Then we open an aluminum sheet metal manufacturing facility that can service the tissue industry as our competitors look to copy us. We end up making more money here than we ever imagined so we inevitably sell out to private equity and retire to focus on family and the arts.

[TED Talks @colored_tv]

Tissue boxes are a feat of engineering, but it bothers me when I get to the bottom of the box and the weight of the box/remaining tissues are not enough to keep the box steady so I can’t grab a tissue without taking the box with me, forcing me to hold the box with the other hand.

[TED Talks @colored_tv]

If my sources are right, we are just weeks, perhaps days, from Code Moo 2026

[TED Talks @colored_tv]

Met a gay guy this weekend whose last name is Fagg

[TED Talks @colored_tv]

I wont say I have diarrhea, but when I thought I was done pooping, I was only halfway done pooping.

[TED Talks @colored_tv]

White boy summer

[TED Talks @colored_tv]

Lowe’s on a Saturday morning is euphoric. I got a free grill spatula just for showing up. God is present in these walls this morning

[TED Talks @colored_tv]

The older I get, the more I think LMFAO was a psy-op

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i got absolutely alpha’d by my uber driver last night. i got in and we were sitting there for a minute and he goes “umm forgetting something?” and motions toward his seatbelt.

destroyed. can’t stop thinking about it

[TED Talks @colored_tv]

Probably my favorite live cover. John Bonham’s son on the drums (he was 14 when he died). The bowler hats paying homage to Bonham. The rest of the band watching. The choir. Jimmy Page knowing Shane Fontayne is doing his best but can’t quite match him. Chills!

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

Led Zeppelin witnessing their tribute by Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart performing the triumphant "Stairway to Heaven", at Kennedy Center, 2012.

This is why we should always pay tribute to people when they're still alive. The joy and the emotion on their faces are priceless.

[TED Talks @colored_tv]

@woopigitis Swimmers are gay

[TED Talks @colored_tv]

Nobody’s ever been stabbed at a swim meet just saying

[Seed Oil Disrespecter™️ @SeedOilDsrspctr]

We all know the one clip they will delete, right into the Memory Hole.