Colossal Rabbit

Attack Rabbits, Bat Boy Bites, Voldemort's Delight. Loves Shark Dissections & Long Walks on Beaches + Homospun Love.

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I two to go for a walk every day, but today I might just be too lazy.

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Anxiously awaiting the arrival of my new phone in the mail.

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I never claimed to be good at multitasking.

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I've been having trouble connecting with my new therapist, but today he started saying "we" a fair amount, as in, "we can work on that," so maybe he thinks it's time to take things to the next psychotherapeutic level?

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They're a guy on this red line #MBTA train dissing #SnoopDogg and Little Women. I don't think he's to be trusted.

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@Dtiresias Awww, thanks. I'm actually doing pretty well, relatively. Just dealing with that low level depression. But I will escalate my level of care if necessary. Thanks for the concern.

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Every morning when I wake up, I'm disappointed that I didn't die in my sleep. Now I have to face yet another day. #PTSD

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The day I realized that a dove is just a white pigeon, I was shook.

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Currently in a really big fight with some hold music.

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That feeling when you're really confused.

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Former women's studies major problems: You log into an academic talk about the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire but end up researching pharmaceutical grade petrolatum in cosmetics.

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Sometimes I can hardly wait until tortilla chip time.

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@JortsTheCat So fresh, so clean!

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The childrens don't need the time to change by an hour when they go back to school. They will survive the throes of a dusky dawn at the bus stop. It's 2022. The solution to the problem is called a street light, people. #DaylightSavings

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@Jorts, I'm new to Tsitter. Does your post about Gavin Newsom having a cat contain any comments? I can't figure out how to see them. Thank you. Jorts now, Jorts forever, Jorts always.

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I don't even like these marshmallows, and yet I can't stop nommong on them.

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Oh shit, I just realized I've missed several seasons of @BachelorABC.

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@JortsTheCat sea shanty!

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Do not steal my hours, I have seasonal affective disorder. The sun sets at 4:13 in Boston. 4:13! This is an injustice. Thank you, @JortsTheCat, for your advocacy.

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Sen. Ed Markey thanks for telling them not to steal more hours

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@Lindzard81 @JortsTheCat You should bring an HR complaint against Pam.