Punxsutawney Phil

Dad, UX Designer, #saintsfc supporter and general nonsense talker. Off to see the groundhog?

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

.@dhlexpressuk Please educate your drivers to park so people can still walk on the pavement. Had to move the wing mirror in and got abused by the driver of this van in New Haw today.

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

Eating too much #Brexit is bad for you. Please #Brexit responsibly!

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

Come on football

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

@RexMartin I think alt + screen print will take a screen grab of a focused window if that helps.

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

Still don’t understand why we celebrate the fact that someone didn’t blow something up by blowing something up. #BonfireNight #fireworks #GuyFawkes

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

#RichHousePoorHouse Comparing Addlestone with Epsom? Really? 20 mins drive between the two places. Both equally shit and good in their own rights. Nonsense programme

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

What product do Tate and Lyle sell in cube form? That’s not a question, it’s a blatant advert @ITVChase @Ofcom

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

@NianticHelp keep getting GPS signal not found.(11) and my GPS is working fine. Is this a known issue on Pokemon go? iPhone 6 latest os

[Richard Bannan @richardbannan]

Guard change at Windsor Castle #ItsComingHome

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

@mystikalmagikal Perfect day for some Persians

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

#Germany Wtf? Are they suffering from #paraneuer

[Melissa Chappell @MellyChaps]

Apparently that isn't a foul 🤣

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

.@ADP every thought of supporting the entire ‘Apple Mac’ community?
Can only set up my account using a PC on internet explorer. It’s 2018

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

Les Reed went to Italy apparently to buy a fast Italian sports car but I think he came home with something different. #saintsfc #wearestayingup

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

Autocorrect is an aunt.

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

faeces in things @FacesPics

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

@SouthamptonFC From behind the sofa

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

@BBCBreaking Please stop using this sentence...

Authorities have said there is no indication it is an Islamist attack.

No attack is an Islamist attack. It’s an attack

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

Smart (insert advertising nonsense name) technology. Count how many times you hear this on adverts. #SmartPatronisingMarketingTechnology

[Punxsutawney Phil @colourbland]

I challenge anyone to f*ck up pouring a beer more than this. Ignore the @SurreyHillsBrew glass it’s not stolen, I just forgot to give it back!