Mark Smith

self employed decorator in Leek, Staffordshire since 1989

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

@JohnstonesDC No Johnstone’s paint kept in this van overnight, or ever !

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

@amJackFrost Two more holes to try! Try not to be too despondent !
Have you tried fisting it first to loosen it up🤔
Where there’s a Willy there’s a way 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

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[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

@JohnstonesDC Id prefer to use anything but jhonstones! But there aqua gaurd is decent!
I closed my account with them due to very poor customer service after over twenty years having an account with them!
But on the plus side I can buy it through brewers which is a far superior company IMO 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

@siinpembs Ohh, did the good lady wash with FEMFRESH this evening 🤔😂
I do like a fresh snapper myself 👍 🤭😍😋

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

@sefirxstories Third finger in looks pleased with itself so it must have found the sweet spot 🤔 cliticle when stringing her along 🤔

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

@ToupretUK Ignore any posts encouraging you to buy the latest products, leave it a year & 👀 then decide! If whats working for you now, don’t try to fix it & ignore the paid partnership, they are only in it for a set of free brushes a month or a litre of paint! Been there done that 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣👍

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

Anyone in @leekStaffordshire or leek Staffordshire moorlands county council know of any pothole snorkeling events this weekend? Conditions are 👀 favorable for a record attempt of the deepest dive! Please feel free to post the location here thanks!!!

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

Weathers warming up at last 😊 plagued with flies,bedroom smell like a fishing port on a hot day? wait till the Mrs nods off! Light an incense stick place it in the aperture & light!
But don’t forget to place a metal tray under her arse for peace of mind 💨 ⏰ 🔥 👍 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

@BBCRadio2
Isn’t it about time the folk show & the jazz show were rescheduled to maybe 3am in the mornings? 😬🤷🏼‍♂️
& replace there usual slot with something that listeners are actually interested in!maybe give Jo whiley an extra hour 🤔 great show that 👍

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

@DavySdpatterson Ohh ffs the table gets bigger Davy 🤷🏼‍♂️enjoy 😊 🍻

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

I’ve just had a phone call from a foreign call centre I think ! asking if my name is David bowes 🤷🏼‍♂️ is this a coincidence or have dulux got our phone numbers mixed up 🤷🏼‍♂️ you couldn’t make it up 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤣

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

any one else had any problems paying their account online @DuluxDecCentre I had a problem paying online last February eventually sorted it but took weeks! Now having the same issues 12 months on,threatening letters it’s not that I don’t want to pay I’ve tried it won’t let me 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

@davidbowes80 @DuluxDecCentre I can recommend @paintwell & @brewers 😬all the products under one roof it’s a no Brainer 👍 it ain’t worth the hassle for a few nectar points 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

@Owatroluk I guess it depends on the property something modern would probably suit the aged grey better seems to be the trend in updating older properties & new builds
where as an untouched older rural property would look better with the coloured oil! Or am I overthinking it 😬🤔🤷🏼‍♂️😱

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

@samknowles87 @Be_Primed Durable matt on a damp wall 🤔 is it exterior wall?

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

@DuluxDecCentre Could you please make sure the message gets to the correct dept, in the mean time could someone from the technical dept look into why my online account won’t let me make payments via the app!
I’m not ordering anything else from you until it gets sorted. Paintwell or brewers 🤔

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

@DuluxDecCentre Unfortunately it’s not been a very helpful experience, I called the number but it was the wrong number so was transferred to the wrong dept,so next dept after waiting over 30 minutes I hung up!
I’ve paid the money into I hope the correct acct! If I dm you the account I’ve paid it

[Mark Smith @colourblind65]

@DuluxDecCentre Thanks, I will get in touch shortly