Michelle Singer

Curly-haired TV bod, 80s music fan & vegetarian since the age of 13. Often needs a wee. Expresses own views but with accurate grammar & spelling.

[Rockerdale Studios @RockerdaleTweet]

🚨We're long-listed for the NTAs in the Entertainment category. There are 20 of us so a LONG list! Please consider voting for #TheAssembly before the end of Friday. 🚨 https://t.co/18d0kUNd4q

[Michael Hogan @michaelhogan]

The mighty @Rylan appears on one my favourite TV shows, #TheAssembly, tonight at 10pm on ITV1. An ace episode. I wrote about how TV’s best – and most gloriously blunt – chatshow ripped up the rulebook. Features contributions from @MrDDyer and @LennyHenry https://t.co/1kdkt4ZmXe

[Michael Hogan @michaelhogan]

The mighty @Rylan appears on one my favourite TV shows, #TheAssembly, this weekend (10pm Sunday on ITV1). I wrote about how TV’s best – and most gloriously blunt – chatshow ripped up the rulebook. Features contributions from @MrDDyer and @LennyHenry https://t.co/1kdkt4ZmXe

[Rockerdale Studios @RockerdaleTweet]

We're up against some STIFF competition in this long list. Would you consider voting for #theassembly in the Bruce Forsyth Entertainment Award category, please?

https://t.co/18d0kUNd4q

[Natalie Lisbona @NatalieLisbona]

An excellent piece by @CamillaLong that articulates what many people have been saying for the past two years — especially those of us on the ground who have reported and witnessed evidence we will never forget and spoken directly with those who survived the atrocity.

[Amanda Craig @AmandaPCraig]

Don’t look away. @camillalong is right.

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Reform UK Councillors Gone: Updated

Paul Heyward has been suspended for social media posts.

➡️ Kicked Out
Brian Black
Oliver Bradshaw
Paul Thomas
Bob Ford
Bill Barratt
Ed Hill
James Regan
Mark Broadhurst
Paul Bean
Adam Smith
Daniel Taylor
John Allen
Nicole Brooke
Patrick Lambert
Maxine Fothergill
Ian Cooper
Edward Harris
Isabella Kemp
Aaron Roy
Jay Cooper
Caroline Gladwin

➡️ Defected
Amelia Randall
Nicola Brown
Christopher Marriott
John Roddy
Peter Colley
Dean Burns
Jack Goncalvez
Charles Whitford
Chris Large
Luke Cooper
Scott Cameron
Kieran Mishchuck
Kathryn Shaw
Joanne Blythe
Alistair Hendry
Graham Eardley
Andrew Barry
Todd Ferguson
Owain Clatworthy
Dawn Saunders
Cain Parkinson
Brandon Dodd
Roger Tarrant
Susanne Desmonde

➡️ Suspended
Lynn Dean
Jo Monk
Ben Rowe
Glenn Gibbins
Paul Heyward

➡️ Disqualified
Andy Osborn

➡️ Resigned
Mark Whittington
Jack McGlenen
Gaynor Jean-Louis
Wayne Titley
Donna Edmunds
Luke Shingler
Desmond Clarke
Andrew Kilburn
John Bailey
Sam Booth
David Maclean
Robert Bloom
Rowland O’Connor
Rob Parsonage
Christine Parsonage
Karen Knight
Anna Thomason-Kenyon
Richard Everett
Jack Bradley
Angie Nash
Richard Morgan
Daniel Thomas
David Cumming
Desmond Watt
David Taylor
Michael Ramage
Stuart Graham
Andrew Thorp
Shaun Knowles
Tony Hill
Todd Ferguson
Sarah Shields
Ewen Sinclair
Daniel Devaney
Stuart Prior
Ashley Monk

➡️ Lost Seat
Mike Morris
Clarence Mitchell

—

Since Local elections:

Lost Seat
Mike Morris
Clarence Mitchell

Resigned
Daniel Devaney
Stuart Prior
Jay Cooper
Ashley Monk

Suspended
Jo Monk
Ben Rowe
Glenn Gibbins
Paul Heyward

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Reform UK Councillors Gone: Updated

Ashley Monk has been suspended after criticising his new leader Alan Amos for his past support of the EU, and other views.

➡️ Kicked Out
Brian Black
Oliver Bradshaw
Paul Thomas
Bob Ford
Bill Barratt
Ed Hill
James Regan
Mark Broadhurst
Paul Bean
Adam Smith
Daniel Taylor
John Allen
Nicole Brooke
Patrick Lambert
Maxine Fothergill
Ian Cooper
Edward Harris
Isabella Kemp
Aaron Roy
Jay Cooper

➡️ Defected
Amelia Randall
Nicola Brown
Christopher Marriott
John Roddy
Peter Colley
Dean Burns
Jack Goncalvez
Charles Whitford
Chris Large
Luke Cooper
Scott Cameron
Kieran Mishchuck
Kathryn Shaw
Joanne Blythe
Alistair Hendry
Graham Eardley
Andrew Barry
Todd Ferguson
Owain Clatworthy
Dawn Saunders
Cain Parkinson
Brandon Dodd
Roger Tarrant
Susanne Desmonde

➡️ Suspended
Lynn Dean
Ashley Monk

➡️ Disqualified
Andy Osborn

➡️ Resigned
Mark Whittington
Jack McGlenen
Gaynor Jean-Louis
Wayne Titley
Donna Edmunds
Luke Shingler
Desmond Clarke
Andrew Kilburn
John Bailey
Sam Booth
David Maclean
Robert Bloom
Rowland O’Connor
Rob Parsonage
Christine Parsonage
Karen Knight
Anna Thomason-Kenyon
Richard Everett
Jack Bradley
Angie Nash
Richard Morgan
Daniel Thomas
David Cumming
Desmond Watt
David Taylor
Michael Ramage
Stuart Graham
Andrew Thorp
Shaun Knowles
Tony Hill
Todd Ferguson
Sarah Shields
Ewen Sinclair
Daniel Devaney
Stuart Prior

➡️ Lost Seat
Mike Morris
Clarence Mitchell

[Jonathan Bergdahl @JonBergdahl]

There are 650 MPs in the UK.

Only 4 of them attended the demo against antisemitism in London yesterday.

Where were the other 646 MPs?

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Reform UK since Local Elections (confirmed so far):

Lost Seat
Mike Morris
Clarence Mitchell

Resigned
Daniel Devaney
Stuart Prior

Suspended
Ashley Monk
Jo Monk
Ben Rowe

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

Reform Latest
2 councillors died before election
Several now suspended for various bits of bigotry
At least 1 doesn’t exist
Others want to stand down cos they didn’t know it’s unpaid
1 thought he would be in Parliament

They don’t need a Whip, they need a Missing Persons Officer

[Linda S @lindastudd]

Watching #TheAssembly on catch-up and remembering that Sir Lenny Henry might be one of my favourite humans on earth.

[k @alfkkifine]

Women: I want to go for a run.
Society: You can’t go alone. You’ll get raped.

Women: I want to walk to my car in the parking garage.
Society: Alone? You better get someone to escort you, or you’ll get raped.

Women: I want to live alone.
Society: You need a gun, an alarm system, a dog and probably a gun for the dog too.

Women: What about going to the park?
Society: Dangerous.

Women: Okay, I’ll just go out for a drink then.
Society: Don’t take your eyes off your drink. Watch out for predators spiking your drinks. Stay alert at all times.

Women: I was raped.
Society: Are you sure? That just seems impossible.

[Maliq @MasterMaliq]

As a Muslim, I’ll say what many Muslims are too scared to admit:

When people slaughter innocent humans in the name of Allah, quote Quran and Hadith to defend it, scream “this is Jihad” and proudly claim God sent them… don’t expect the world to just smile and clap.

Only a fool would pretend that kind of madness doesn’t make people fear Islam.

The truth is, extremists have damaged the image of Islam more than any Islamophobe ever could.

[Michelle Singer @colourful1]

Watch one of us get fatter each episode... #TheAssembly companion show

[Rockerdale Studios @RockerdaleTweet]

We make a companion show to #TheAssembly You can watch on YouTube now. If you want. (Loads of insight and extras so you probably do...)

[Michelle Singer @colourful1]

New series of #TheAssembly starts tonight on ITV1/STV. Do watch - it's a cracker (I AM biaised, true.)

[Steph @StephanieYeboah]

Whoever came up with this subheading? Sensational work.

[Comrade Nathan (YouTuber) @BVDBABY]

Strapping in for the Would I Lie To You? Christmas Special.

#WILTY

[Rockerdale Studios @RockerdaleTweet]

Please vote for @MrDDyer leading #TheAssembly in a meditation! You have until Wednesday. https://t.co/5AHFAziqlM